Havoc is a master troll and doesn't even realize it. He's like a genie.

Aren't I just so boring? :)

I'm sure you could've came up with a better parody title.

Dude, seriously, fallacy of logic, stop reacting.

One day you'll thank me for those words, seriously.

*snort* *giggle* Rep.

Back on topic

I was afraid that the multiplayer was going to be crap but those guys seem to know their stuff:
http://kotaku.com/5245711/bioshock-2...ds-the-fiction

How'd you do that?

Magic!

ugh

Release date has been announced! :D February 9th 2010 is the day our adventure in Rapture may continue!

I really hope it isn't just escort mission:the game. OANST said that's what it looked like and I haven't seen anything different.

I'm reserving judgement for a demo, but at the moment I am leaning towards not getting it.

From what I've heard there's a lot to this game. Most of the time you'll just be wandering through Rapture, completing areas like you did in the first game. And like in the first game you only repeat yourself when you encounter a little sister. Only instead of having to deal with a Big Daddy, you have to deal with the splicers attacking her and they apparently come in big numbers. The little sister sequence is pretty much going to be like the final part of Bioshock before facing Fontaine, only a lot shorter.

Furthermore you'll suffer from flashbacks every once in a while, probably from before you were made into the first Big Daddy, which take you back to the time when Rapture was still alive. These flashbacks most likely won't contain a lot of action but are intended to show you what happened to Rapture before it went to hell. This is one of the things I'm looking forward to most, wandering through some of the locations while they are in active use and not destroyed.

Sitting around defending Little Sisters still sounds repetitive as hell.

Most of the time the Little Sister is sitting in the canister on your back. She only climbs out when there's a corpse to harvest from. My impression is that these are only located in certain areas, where the environment has been designed specifically to make the ensuing conflagration interesting.

Fox News Special Report!
Bioshock: The horror game teaching kids to abuse their siblings- forcing them into small spaces, teaching them to inject needles into adults, abduction- More at 11!

I'll believe it without having seen it.

"even the, uh, the name is kind of forceful and violating, isn't it Steve?"
"It sure is, Carrie. Bioshock, Biological Shock. It's designed to entrance the child with those big words and shock them into buying it."
"Certainly a frightening concept!"
"And, another thing here, you can see this large, hulking guy on the cover here,"
"Ooh, he certainly doesn't look friendly!"
"Yes, this is the "Big Daddy". He hunts through the corridors, stalking out small girls called "Little Sisters". I'm sure you can understand the undertones."
"I would want to meet him in a dark alley!"

I recall a picture on Encyclopedia Dramatica in the BioShock article. Er...I don't think I should upload it, but it's quite a giggle.

Then why mention it?

Well because I, erm.... ....

...

Nate, you're just that "glass is half empty" kind of guy, aren't you?

I loved Dix's response.

So, this hilarious thing happened to me yesterday but the girl made me promise not to tell anyone. But I'm still going to mention it here, just so you know that I can't tell you about it.

Was the hilarious thing you putting your penis inside her vagina?

That would not be hilarious. That would be sickening. And not just because she has syphilus.

It's not like we can't go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and look at the picture.

*reads article*
Oh look.
Pedobear jokes.
And Penises.
Ha. Ha.

I loved that Rule 34 gem with th Big Daddy.

ED stopped being funny around the time /b/ stopped being good.


inb4/b/wasnevergood

ED was funny til I found TVTropes and realized you can take the piss without being an utter prick.