..rampaging hermaphrodite badgers. All the characters pulled out their chosen weapons, which were...
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...stretching the definition of BFG, except for the protagonist who, owing to certain social conventions, had to have a sword. The lead badger then opened his legs wide, sending forth...
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Shit Piles Of Shit Paper Shit Work Shit SEGA Shit Oddworld Shit Planet.
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...giant sex-starved tentacles with malicious intent. Luckily enough, our characters have fought these monsters before, and knew their weakness... |
...requires only three tools. The first, a set of speakers...
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...second, a very large spatula...
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....third, a Rubber, Bright-Yellow Bath Duckie...
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...And by their powers combined, he was Captain Planet!
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With a Fire Sumo on his Head!
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...he danced a jig of joy. His joy was somewhat diminished, however....
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The Fire Sumo made Shit on his head!
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Goddamnit.
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...when the airport security, idly standing by during this entire time, decided to jump into action. They then... |
...summoned the dragon, and Captain Planet did battle with the Dragon throughout the terminal, when suddenly....
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.......The Dragon jumped on Captain Planet's head.....
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Wouldn't it be great if Fil was banned from this thread forever, and all posts by him in it considered infractable spam?
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Us forum leaders are just waiting till this thread masses lots of posts/we get bored before we necrum the shit out of it.
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Thanks Hobo. Thanks a lot.
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