But not the worst member ever, right?

Your evil is evident but you will never rise to my level of sadism.

To make sure this doesn't get missed as Pilot put us into a new page I will repost my wish.


I've decided on my third wish. I want my name changed to oanst. I'm thinking that a complete overhaul of my face on here is in order. If Alcar deems me worthy of the name change I will also change my avatar. And I've had that bastard since I started here.

So drink up Alcar! It's your turn!

Thanks for the compliment.... I guess.:fuzconf:


Drink what? The meat?

And since OANST has reposted his wish on this new page, I'll repost mine.

oanst or OANST?

But I couldn’t bring myself to pay any more attention after that picture.

Oh, hell. Let's go capitalized.

I suggest if the change goes through nobody tells the new members what it stands for. I'm not sure why, past the fact I think it would be fun for them to endlessly wonder about it, if they are that obsessed.

Yes, and people usually will be too embarrassed to ask about the meaning of something because they feel they might look stupid. Rep points to those who do ask. ;)

OMG, OANST.... you changed your avatar.... I don't know how to feel. I just don't know if I can deal with change.

Except that new members would probably assume that it's just foreign word to be pronounced "Ohanst".

O.A.N.S.T. would be clearer in that regard but a bitch when OANST wants to log in.

What fucked up fetish is that? :fuzconf:

A non existent one? I think it'd be a fetish if it was inverted.

Uh... not a fetish. Just a play on words.

You see, 'meat' can be a euphemism for the male genitalia.

So it comes out Nate, and so bluntly! Subtlety is an art and I should take you to school. Start with the larger than life picture I posted. ;) Muahahahaha!!!!!

If you're into it, check out your local slaughterhouse. Lots of inverted meat there. Oh my.

Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
Amen.

Alcar...

Alcar did it. What has science done.

The gods love me.

Except that now you have had three wishes, it is time for the three curses...

Make it happen Cloverfield.

Hell, I just want a name change that Alcar doesn't steal.

You prick, I wanted Magical Happy Dream Queen!

Every time I take a step forward I take two back. Fine. Do it, then. I'm gonna go get drunk.


You people are killing me.

Killing me.

I'm dead.

Out of curiosity, who made up the 'no-name-change-unless-people-can-tell-just-who-the-fuck-you-were' rule?

It's not a rule. It's a convenience.

All rules were invented by Sydney and we are eternally bound by them. How convenient.

Which admin did (s)he ban then?

Himself.

They were right, history really is written by the victors.

No, they were actually wrong.