I agree with Max, it could be a world wide thing!! Peace on earth is just one wank away!

Isn't there already an international wank for peace day?

Alcar...

Yesterday, 2/5.

Last wank was today about 2,30 P.M. "Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad!" - The Grouch, Green Day.

You win the award for the most awkward comment, hands down, AIN.

Alcar...

The Wank 4 Peace takes place on the 31 May, I believe: the last day of International Masturbation Month. What I propose is specific to our community.

Wank 4 Peace sould actually be a day, and I wanna shirt! Or at least a Wank 4 Peace "private" towel..

Wank 4 peace? Do the earnings become donated to the sperm banks, which would in turn, help out in fertile couples and loner chicks all over the world.

Oh, I had to put something there!

Anyway last wank today about 11,30 A.M. I can't stop it.

Charming.

Grand.

4/5. Huzzah.

- Rexy

3/5. decent, but solo so boring. come on weekend/spare time

wat have i dun.

Ha, it's amazing how one word can some up ten times it's ammount.
I can't believe I controbuted to this thread, this is what you guys have done to me. :P
Now I just need to find an excuse to sue.

jokes

I suppose you don't know; Female's mastrubation is better than male's because it lasts longer...
I finish it in 1 minute... (sucks)

Not one part of that failed to irritate my giggle muscles.

They know not the error of their ways, Wil. Be kind.

Alcar...

Ah. Ah.

Okay, I can't be snarky right now because I just spat water all over my lap in an attempt to look away from the computer.

Seriously, this is it folks, the most Epic quote in the history of the Oddworld Forums. Ever.

The ladies must get pissed..

Work on da stamina

Sorry WoF, but you have been replaced in my Quote of the century :D

If this thread is just ratings of everyone's last sexual misadventure I'm going to close it, there's not ACTUAL discussion going on.

CLOSE IT
 

:fuzmad:too right Hobo Close it close it! close this horrible thread!

Last wank: 3·8/5. It was very good, but had a poor ending.

Shut up Hobo and crashpunk, just because neither of you are getting any.

No seriously man, shut up.

Mm... 3/5, nothing special, just a quicky.

Hobo is right, but seriously, how can you talk? And when did you last turn responcible?
It's like we've hit a parrellel universe and all of our roles are shifted.
You don't want to spoil our fun do?
How about you leave this thread for a while, untill we get bored, and then you necrum it, so none of these posts count?

getting none

+ this is your first post in Off Topic I've seen in a while (a week, mabye). what else will get you out of Employee Lounge?

Last sex: 4/5 :D.
Last wank: 3/5 :|

Andwhy would you close such a delightful thread?

I have wanks no more... I managed to stop this stupid shit! For now...

Good for you, AIN! Quit this fruitless (ho!) occupation, this drain on your time and energy, and develop more healthy habits. You’ll be using fewer tissues and water to clean up. That’s good for the environment!

And that's good also for my face: too many wanks stimulate pimples' formation.

That's an old wives tale.

Still, that's so precious of you.

Alcar...