Shut it fuckwits.

I think this thread goes in the classic pile...

and welcome to our humble forum may lord Hobo and his beloved lap dog/sex slave Alcar bless you and sate your every desire.

You were born with a large vocabulary? If only you were born with a sense of semantic continuity to back up your self‐confessed grammar nazism.

Did we switch bodies at some point? I mean, Jeez. So mean.

I love it.

Man, a lap dog/sex slave would be a very beneficial item in my part. But it'd be a lap buffalo. Mmmm...

(As for the next few comments)

Uh... ok. Thanks for the welcome Max the Mug and may your future endeavors be fruitful.

Oh dear, I said something negative before even saying hello. I admit, that was very rude of me. So: hello, Anonyman! Welcome to the Oddworld Forums.

Now where’s the positive rep for my stunning rudeness skills?

Ask and you shall receive.....
Judging by how fast this thread has inflated upon itself, I judge my time here will be eventful. Yay.

Pfft I unintentionally contributed to having a thread close on my first day and gained a troll after two posts. Beat that.

I never posted in your welcome thread. Anonyman wins.

Well at least you acknowledge me now :D I have profited from this thread then

Yes, you do now owe Anonyman.

Yes.....

I do not wish to degrade myself but this case has opened up the opportunity too wide.

You suck, I win.

This is why we don't let billy goats on the bridge.

+1 Rep to the both of you then and +1 rep to Alcar for making such a corrupt and easily exploitable system.

I only have no points. I would like some. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

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It's your fault the holocaust happened, you know?

Welcome to the forums, Anonyman!, I hope you enjoy your stay :D.

Am I the only one who finds this guy amusing?

*waits for DI's burns*

BTW, welcome, Anonyman.

By no means.

I do as well but I think it doesn't really matter. I believe he has stopped posting.

This is becoming a pattern, a pattern I find myself exempt from.

Oh well :tard:.

Pattern-Buffer.

Patterns are awesome! the Pitter-Patterns of little Gargoyle-claws on the cold and damp concrete floors, running from shadow to shadow, just to pop out to tear off an arm or leg.

But seriously. Has he really already left?

I think so. Seriously.

I’ve saw him on the ‘Who’s Online’ list just yesterday. Thank goodness.

HAHA. See, when I depart, you all show your love for me. Thanks be to you. I will post more frequently, but I have a, how you say... life. Taa taa for now!