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I didn't know Tigers used beds. Yea cliché but true non the less :tard:

I can say fuck so fast it sounds like a chipmunk that only knows one word.
I can't do much else interesting. To you anyway.

Denmark sounds like a fascinating place. NOT!!!!!

God, I'm clever.

Marilyn Manson can lick his penis.

You're a multi. I just fucking know it.

It's just for who doesn't know it.

If I'd known that was a talent, I'd have listed it already. It's far too easy for a majority not to be able to do it, and therefore shouldn't be classed as talent.

I have depressing news for you, OANST.

Alcar...

Anyway he's crazy: now he hasn't two ribs, because he couldn't do it with them.

Do you really believe everything you are told :p

I can fold paper into stuff and people are amazed by it.

Howard Stern can posess his own farts and explode them.

MY talents:

Being able to talk to adults in a way that they can understand me, but people of my own age are drooling with confusion.

I Can twist both of my feet backwards in various directions

(if I do it right, without ripping any muscles) Have my knees bend in the opposite direction.

Bend my fingers and wrists in ways specifically ment to freak people out.

Drink three gallons of pepsi in one night.

I can learn just about any japaneese song if I listen to it long enough

I can play almost any song on clarinet if I listen to it long enough.

I can finish Super metriod in under an hour (with the aid of metroid metal, travelDemon by SSH, and several cases of pepsi)

I almost never need to read the directions...to anything.

I can write in a totally made up written language that was collaborated by me and my father.

I can make people believe i'm actually an alien for short moments of time.




I would've mentioned something about gonads here, but I think that's copywritten.

Changing Reality

*smack*

Why did you come back?

Another infraction ofr Morphius

Ah Fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

I'm pretty much worthless except for...

*Having a 100 Percent In English class
*Can copy a drawing's line-art from one paper to another WITHOUT wussy trace paper
*According to my teachers, a VERY good writer

But yeah there's nothing else I'm good at.

BTW: I'm not Emo,kay? I'm just horribly bad at most of the stuff I try to do.

Ah, Fuck, I can't belive you too have done this.

Kastere, I love your avatar a whole lot.

Fuck, it's still making me titter.

I have a talent: when others are near to me, they get angry without any reason.

Wonder why

I don't know why: I think I release I bad "aura" that annoys people.

The 9/11 Empire conspiracy.

My Anti drug.

Somebody do an ip check. This person cannot be real.

Do you really think I am a robot? I wasn't kidding when I told that. I think people hate me for some reasons. But I don't know them. I don't think to be a "monster".

No. You're far too smart for a robot abe is now! You must be some kind of a magic robot!

He's IN THE MATRIX.

That explains it.

http://207.199.174.56/img/KcwCgwFErH_i-am-amused.jpg

I couldn't find any better picture to express my feelings right now.