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I like both series, but House of Horrible was just a little too inconsistent. Garth Marenghi beats it. Though I don't think the series are similar, House of Horrible was never about sending up material or effects, it was lovingly crafted pastiche. Darkplace just takes the piss. And hurrah for that.

Although Alan Partridge beats them both, of course.

Ahyus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U6M3ADT1Bc

Some people have way too much time on their hands: http://www.carhenge.com/

http://www.pandora.com/mgp.shtml
The Music Genome project, pretty interesting.

Funny spoof of the Mark Foley IM transcript. Enjoy.
http://www.thepoorman.net/2006/10/01/i-like-steamroom/

Pandora is fun for about a month straight, then you just wander away really.

Three cheers for fresh air, hooray!

Pandora is fun, if a little weird at times.

http://www.merzo.net/ This site's interesting. . . Shows the scale of science fiction space ships/stations compared to real life buildings.

EDIT: And now for something that'll make you go "WTF?!":

http://xbox360.qj.net/uploads/articl...g.w300h222.jpg
Uh wtf?

This is a must-see if you're a half life fan: http://whatishl.ytmnd.com/

I feel that I must share this with everyone:
Closed Captioned/Translated Sunday Night Football games are amazing.
Before the translation to Spanish of John Madden's comments is the name Edgar Lopez, and before Al Michael's is the name Rene Giraldo. Rene 'effin' Giraldo. I feel that these two have done porno under these names.
/BOOM!

I am willing to bet none of you have seen the night sky produce a spectacle quite like this:

What happens if you dramatise non-sensical spam? This:

Black people are all ignorant!

http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/8782.html
Man, these commercials are hilarious. I'm not sure if the line "snuff my seed" or the preposterously dated David Duke shout out is the funniest thing about these commercials. These are not parodies. These are not subversive satires. These are the commercials that a cracker thinks will get black people on his side. Its shit like this that has kept the Republicans from getting significant amounts of votes from Black people. I can't wait for the ads about "Mejicano" people.

This belongs in Stupid shit.

- Rexy

Most of these are so true (select the text though, red glow on black background hurts your eyes). . .

http://mfx.dasburo.com/art/truisms.html

Gotta give credit to the person who came up with them - That must take a lot of intelligence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Holzer

And yeah, me and Alector just returned from the Tate Modern. This was the thing that facinated me the most. :P

I liked that spamland one. It's hilarious

Funny takedown of John Madden by Ethan Albright:
To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is bullshit and you should kiss my ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a 12. I rate you a 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard.
It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect moron. Rod Smart struggles to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had a better hold of the English language than Rod Smart.The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass.I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth.If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?
I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL.****, man, there are some shitty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.
I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash trough a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 ponds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.
Red Alert!
John, you are such a dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my face. John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.
Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone
(21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.
I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace is has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass ****wad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.
When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks.
**** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.

Rot in Hell,

Ethan Albright

I don't know why, but I just found this hilarious.

yes! someone else has actually seen alien loves predator. for all the anime haters out there, i give you: ho's.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u6MfqXH-nFQ

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yes! someone else has actually seen alien loves predator.

I love ALP! It's the greatest!

Poke'mon Banned Scene
I'm not sure how many people have seen this, but it's pretty funny!

Monty Python: Spot The Looney!
Flirting with a Westboror Church Man :D

James has boobs? That doesn't seem physically possible!

Monty Python is king.

Don't you love fundamentalists? They're like stress balls. That amount your stress levels diminish is the exponential of their stress increase.

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James has boobs? That doesn't seem physically possible!

He was wearing an inflatable body suit....weird, huh?

Recently I've found out about a cheating device called "Action Replay" for GameCube, and here are some awesome things that happen when you use it on Resident Evil 4:

Cable Car Fun!
Oddities
Krauser
Various Hacks
Ada Hacks
Leon Cheats

PS: 700 posts! w00t!

Christopher Walken fans, read this in the voice of Christopher Walken.
http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?o...rticle&sid=822

This is the funniest joke in the world: