I saw a hedgehog on the way home from work, in the dark and in a graveyard.

But I wouldn't steal one from a zoo.

Ya, Pokeylope ftw!


And, to whoever was talking about the coconut crabs, I've seen then not in a cage at a zoo, and they're pretty awesome. They climb up the palm trees and clip the coconuts off, then go down and pry them open. It's very cool.

I would steal a great white shark and feed my classmates to it. Great whites kill you on accident just so you know.

So, you don't like your classmates :happy:.

I would steal a tiger. Tigers look like a very big cats. I love cats! I want a pet that purr. And tigers purr!!!

Right after they DEVOUR you.

Or of course, after Havoc bones one, he's gentle.

No, they don't. They are only cats too grown. But if they are anger... Anyway my kitty is a purring lovely cat :). And Havoc, do you purr?

I'm Joking :D!!!

Are you? What about?

Every post he's ever made is a lie he's just a cunning linguist trying to confuse us all!

Oh Abeisnow! the wit! The coherence!

What are you saying, Hobo? I'm not a cunning linguist. I tried to say (joking) that tigers don't devour me and that they are big cats!!!! And I tried said (joking) my kitty is very cute and it purrs!!! And I ask to Havoc (joking): do you purr?
Excuse me if I wrote wrong words.

I think "*slaps forehead*" is too weak for this situation.

I'll go jump under a train

I would steal an elephant from a zoo, so I can go in the city and crush the cars and go forward. Or a crocodile for scare my enemies... I'm too imaginative...

Yes. And you post too much.

This may be quoted in my sig./

And what about stealing a gorilla? But I'm stopping, otherwise I will post all the animals of the zoo!!!

Which would be insanity.

I don't know how on earth you intend to keep a gorilla, they're massive and have eyes wot understand. Wouldn't last 5 minutes!

I would steal all the zoo's animals because I would have a zoo behind my home.

Right, abeisnow you've officially killed the thread. Well done...

I am so proud... *sniffle*

lol, funnyz thread

I would steal a snapping Turtle by using a paperclip to open the cage and shoving the animal down my trousers.

...



:D

... because elephants obviously can't walk backwards.


I'd probably steel something lame. Like a snake. Or perhaps a jellyfish. Just watch it float around while listening to psychedelic music, and having all kinds of light-effects around.

Jellies are radical!

Pelagic Scyphozoans FTW!

1.I would steal a monkey and I would do some alien tests in my laboratory!I didn't research a monkey yet...

2.Hobo:Yes and you post too much
Mojo:... because elephants obviously can't walk backwards.

LOL theese two posts kicks asses dude :crafty:

AlienMagi, you aren't an Alien, it's not even clever any more, I think that you should drop it, no one finds it amusing except you.

Jesus Christ.

Quoted for truth.

Learn to use the quote function. And if you are an alien, I will have to ban you. Don't want you dissecting Peter now do we...

Or me.

Actually, I might like it. Do you use a 7 or an 8 blade to remove my spleen? Can you pronounce spleen? Can you pronounce pronounce?

I'd steal a camel. I'd ride it like an Elum...camels do kinda look like Abe's pet Elum o_O;

This post is win.

Mitochondria.

Chlamydia. (Sp?)

Excelsior.

The list goes on.

Anyway, I decree that a phallic snakebodied candlebat would suffice for my interests.

Oh, and maybe a Maned Wolf, those things are kewl as custard lawl

Fawk it, I'd take THIS home:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...-Nacktmull.jpg