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Bullet Magnet 08-12-2007 05:14 AM

Volcanoes? Their valuable aerosol emissions contribute cooling.

Spirrow 08-12-2007 06:57 AM

Exactly. According to what I read, the ash clouds blocks out sunlight which makes the area become cooler if the sun can't warm it because it can't get through the thick clouds to the ground. Go Volcanoes.

Zerox 08-12-2007 09:10 AM

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Gah. I was specifically creating a world in which people had the sense not to do anything to make capital punishment necessary, let alone actually consider using it.

As if that's going to happen. Ever. Don't you know what humans are like?

Hopefully such laws and stuff would help them realise that they should just plain not be a*sholes in the first place, and to rid the world of people that don't listen and don't learn and pretty much asked for it, and to try to teach them that what they're doing/done is in fact wrong. Today's always obviously aren't working, there's still loads of murders and all going on daily all the time.

Spirrow 08-19-2007 05:13 AM

Yeah, Zerox, but drugs and alcohol don't help much, either. But those people still have the choice earlier in life of whether they wanted to go downhill with alcohol and drugs or whether to a bright young intelligent person. But they're pretty much whacked up anyway if they can't make the right choice. But what is 'Right' in this world to people?

skillya_glowi 08-19-2007 12:35 PM

Okay, okay. Those people who use drugs (not the soft stuff like tobacco and alcohol, I mean heavier things like heroin and cocaine and such) are invariably stupid. I don't care how many college credentials they have, I don't care how many books they've memorised, it all boils down to them being stupid. Stupid as in "lacking common sense completely." Any person who knows what they're going to become if they use drugs, and still uses them, is lacking some fundamental bolt in their (as Jeff would say) dome. In a sick, twisted way, it does the world justice to have those people using drugs, because we need less stupid people walking around Planet Earth.

Marvak 08-19-2007 05:59 PM

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In a sick, twisted way, it does the world justice to have those people using drugs, because we need less stupid people walking around Planet Earth.

While that's true, it also means that we've got all these unemployed, drug-addicted bums lying around the streets, influencing the young and easily-manipulated. Stupidity breeds stupidity, and while there's bums, there's always going to be more bums in the next generation.

Venks 08-20-2007 10:21 AM

In my perfect world the age of consent is 13.
Any girl any where in the world that matches any of my preferences are sent to a school where they learn how to please me and only me. This training is not only for my sexual desires but to destroy things that annoy me. Things like gossip, drama, and talking about things I don't care about. Upon graduation they are sent to my harem which is run by the head mistress Rexy.
Girls in my harem(save for the head mistress) are not to talk with any men without my direct permission. Oh and my wife the Empress has no problem with my harem.
If only.

Havoc 08-20-2007 11:29 AM

Little alteration to that, Venks. Head mistress Rexy with assistent mistress Skilya... oh yea...

Venks 08-20-2007 12:07 PM

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Little alteration to that, Venks. Head mistress Rexy with assistent mistress Skilya... oh yea...

QFT where would I be without Agatha(Skillya)?
PS: Sparky(Marvak) there is always room for you. :P

Mojo 08-20-2007 12:35 PM

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In my perfect world the age of consent is 13.
Any girl any where in the world that matches any of my preferences are sent to a school where they learn how to please me and only me. This training is not only for my sexual desires but to destroy things that annoy me. Things like gossip, drama, and talking about things I don't care about. Upon graduation they are sent to my harem which is run by the head mistress Rexy.
Girls in my harem(save for the head mistress) are not to talk with any men without my direct permission. Oh and my wife the Empress has no problem with my harem.
If only.

You sir, have a perverted mind.

Seems we have alot of members like that.

Oh well, I'll just have to wait till Fall. Then I will have Olly ALL FOR MYSELF!

MHUAHAHAHA!

Erm, yeah...

Havoc 08-20-2007 01:01 PM

Mwaha you wish :D

Zerox 08-20-2007 01:21 PM

I think Venks is lying.

I think in his true perfect world, there wouldn't be and age of consent, and you can do what you want, when you want. At the very least, he can do what he wants to them when he wants. I mean come on, this is Venks we are talking about.

Havoc 08-20-2007 01:55 PM

You're just saying that because he's black...

Patrick Vykkers 08-20-2007 02:40 PM

In my vision of the world, those interested in bestiality would be made the private prison's bitches.

skillya_glowi 08-20-2007 02:51 PM

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While that's true, it also means that we've got all these unemployed, drug-addicted bums lying around the streets, influencing the young and easily-manipulated. Stupidity breeds stupidity, and while there's bums, there's always going to be more bums in the next generation.

So what? They're gonna lie around the streets for a few years, then they'll die in some deserted alley, since that's where drug addiction ultimately leads. One less useless human appendix in the world. And he gets sent to a better place. (Well, depends.) It's a win-win situation.

Havoc 08-20-2007 11:29 PM

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In my vision of the world, those interested in bestiality would be made the private prison's bitches.

In my vision of the world, people who oppose it would be forced to have sex with a huge horse...

Mojo 08-21-2007 01:22 AM

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Mwaha you wish :D

Oh but I will...

Salamander 08-21-2007 01:24 AM

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While that's true, it also means that we've got all these unemployed, drug-addicted bums lying around the streets, influencing the young and easily-manipulated. Stupidity breeds stupidity, and while there's bums, there's always going to be more bums in the next generation.

Do you have any statistical information to back up this claim? Or is this mere speculation? Personally, I agree with skillya_glowi, bums give nothing to society (I assume many never have, or never will), they shouldn't get anything in return.

Mojo 08-21-2007 06:35 AM

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While that's true, it also means that we've got all these unemployed, drug-addicted bums lying around the streets, influencing the young and easily-manipulated. Stupidity breeds stupidity, and while there's bums, there's always going to be more bums in the next generation.

Wait, didn't we already have a thread on that?

Should Stupid People Really Breed?

Venks 08-21-2007 09:04 AM

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While that's true, it also means that we've got all these unemployed, drug-addicted bums lying around the streets, influencing the young and easily-manipulated. Stupidity breeds stupidity, and while there's bums, there's always going to be more bums in the next generation.

I agree with Sparky. Are little ones are quite impressionable. I've personally witnessed a family member pick up drugs becuase she befriended drug users. Tis a shame though she is such a smart girl.

lol Mojo and Zerox you know me so well. I mean how can I just sit by while a girl is in need of loving? That just won't do.

Oh and Havoc don't you think starting with a Horse is a bit much? I don't think PV would know what to do with all that.

Havoc 08-22-2007 03:32 AM

He doesn't have to, the horse will know what to do. They're very smart animals... All pv has to do is bend over...

Alcar 08-22-2007 04:47 AM

A woman in the Northern Territory of Australia was killed two days ago, when her pet Camel engaged in intercourse with her.

Being pounded by an animal (and in some freak occurrences, human) with a mind-boggling huge penis can mean death. I always cringe at those videos of women taking on a horse. Do they not think of the massive internal rupturing?!

Alcar...

Havoc 08-22-2007 04:55 AM

Neh those videos are nothing. They lie down and control much goes in there.
Now I've seen movies of people just bending over and let the horse (and when I say horse I mean huge ass stallion) do it's thing. THAT is painfull to see...
Two years ago or something a guy died from taking a horse up the rectum... I laughed when I heard about that.

Patrick Vykkers 08-22-2007 04:49 PM

The idiot was a rapist scumbag, and IMO got what was coming to him.

Havoc 08-23-2007 03:10 AM

Please tell me how letting a horse rip you to pieces from the inside is rape?

EDIT: Also going a little off-topic here I think...

Patrick Vykkers 08-23-2007 03:43 PM

Animals cannot consent to sex. Any nonconsensual sex is rape. Thus, bestiality is rape.

Havoc 08-23-2007 04:28 PM

If the animal fucks YOU, then that is consent right there, you idiot. Now get back on topic, whatever that was.