You love it, you dirty boy you. Anyway, It's probably not a good idea to go whoring yourself around like I did but as long as your careful and you want to have sex I say go for it. It's a lot of fun.

Welcome to the true Oddworld Forums. It's nice to see the old place again!

Okay, that's the most horrible mental image since my sister tried to give me tips on giving a blowjob...

Isn't that an old joke?

Tsk, tak, Nate, you shouldn't steal a joke and make it your own. Only accomplished liars like me can do that.

BTW, that just added to my own plethora of Horrible-Images-I-Want-To-Suppress-But-Can't, right up there with Havoc doing a tiger and Alcar getting gay over alcohol.

No, that's something that actually happened to me. What joke are you referring to?

/me doesn't bother to correct mitsur's other misunderstanding

Technically, Ariel Sharon love would be borderline necrophiliac, no?

What's Mitsur's other misunderstanding.

I have no idea.

Do you think nate is straight? If you answered yes, that's your misconception.

No, I've known Nate has been gay for awhile. It's just I was confused because I've seen a movie where some gay guy's sister is giving him blowjob tips, and I assumed Nate had seen the same movie, and was using that situation.

My bad, you can deduct 20 smart points from my profile.

I love you.

Sex, as alluring as it is, frankly terrifies me. I can't imagine a more terrifying situation or experience. It's not horrifying, oh no, and I'm not saying I don't ever want it.

There's just a major terror factor there for me. That, along with by aversion to alcohol, legendary social ineptness, physical insecurity and general nice-guy attitude spells doom for any conceivable romantic conquest.

Personally I think that sex should be treated with respect, as should your partner. While I don't hold it against anyone who, as I've heard it put, "whore themselves out", I find that distasteful myself. I'd rather keep it within a proper relationship (though that terrifies me even more).


Damn, rereading this post is depressing.

I have unusual views on the subject.


While I do believe it's not something you just do whenever you want (like eating), it's nothing to get upset or make a big thing about (no metaphor intended). I mean, if I found out my girlfriend (Yes, this is hypothetical) was having sex with someone else, I wouldn't get mad over it. Sure, I'd be worried if she got pregnant or an STD. It's only a physical thing.
Good thing is, I don't have to worry about such a thing because I don't have a girlfriend.

Good for you.
 

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You, sir, are in a definite minority.

What you outline here is a major cause of domestic violence, homicide, and
not to mention, a major cause of ex-girlfriends. (or partners)

Most folks are not to keen on the idea of their partners going out and having an "irresponsible exchange of body fluids" with anyone else.

"irresponsible exchange of body fluids" i love that term, heard a public health
official use it in place of unprotected intercourse in an AIDS perversion lecture .

I find it so romantic. :D



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Catholic... antisexual opinions?! Does this mean Chastity!? :O

Do you wear chastity panties Zozo?
If so thats kind of hot! *wink wink* lol I love me.
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...stity_Belt.jpg

Hell, I don't even wear regular pants half the time.

My views on this can't be said too clearly, mainly because me is a virgin. (I just turned 13) But I don't care what you do with it, whips, chains, hamsters, and donkeys included. (Ok maybe not, but you get the idea..)
Just don't tell me about it.. please. I personally will only do it if I have probable cause (Horniness :D), like an actual relationship and stuff.

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:lol:That's just your revenge for me calling you Naughty naughty Venks more than once in W@RF, isn't it?

:)Maybe's, define chasity and I'll think about it. Hmmm, think I might get one of those virgin ring thingies...

Never, ever losing your virginity... if you don't mind the term :p

:)Sounds like fun. My brother says I'm a square because I haven't pulled.

Not necessarily. You could be a non-virgin and then take a vow of chastity. The term implies celibacy (i.e. not having sex in the present) rather than not having had sex. A secondary definition would be following sexual morality; a person choosing to only have sex in the missionary position with a legally and religiously appointed spouse would still be considered chaste.

Sex is such a wonderful thing and you should reserve it for someone special.

I like hookers but I guess saving sex for someone special is good too

Jesus! Get some grammah, maybe then the hookers'll want ya. Use punctuations! It makes you look like a 10 year old, and since your profile doesn't have your actuall age I'd think that you're 9! But let's hope you're not...

Why would I need good luck? (Thanks though) Unless I am raped, or something disgusting like that, I will stay a virgin untill marriage. :happy:

This reminds me of some article I read once upon a time, from a site I don't even remember how I ended up at. The author likened virgin sex to someone's first workout at a gym after getting a membership; it's awkward and clumsy, lacks direction and when you're sweaty and musky afterwards, you really don't go around telling people afterwards "Dude I just had the best workout ever!"

Whilst I'm a proponent of sex before marriage, even to the point of casual relations outside of a relationship, I'm not too gung ho about running out and trying to knock up every girl I can. The lewd ones are the risky ones, after all.

Sure, we all said that once, now i'm joining sex addicts anon.

You got addicted to yourself? Oh dearie.

Well for some people its impossible not to get addicted to yourself. I mean, some of us are just THAT great 8D.

Well good for you! *Gives medals to Havoc and Hobo*

NO PATRICK! :?I don't even know what the image is of.