Fine, I'll revise mine.

Patrick would get the title 'I hate you and everything you stand for.'

Then chaos shall seep out from this internet prison I am encased in and the world will become a horrible maelstorm of death and destruction.

...

And everyday would be half off at Outback Steakhouse.

I so want the title of "Charles Johnson Jr."

(For those who don't get it; (http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/) )

Yay Jesus Freak!

First thing I would do would be to strip Alcar of his admin-status for a while, just for the sake of poetic justice.
Then I'd give OANST the custom title 'baby-eating maniac' cus even after however-many-years-its-been he still infuriates me.
Also I'd probably recolour employee lounge canary yellow cus at the moment its about the dullest place in the forums. Plus the yellow will hopefully end some of the morally corrupt business arrangements and quiet assassinations that are going on in there.
Also, just to really confuse everyone, I'd swap the names of various members with each other, so Rex will be called Alcar, Alcar will be called Mitsur, Mitsur will be called Munch's Master, MM could be Zozo and so on and so forth.
Then I'd ban everyone who didn't vote for me as Forums best writer this year. :devil:
And to finish off I would change the default font of the forums to 'wingdings 3' and go off and laugh to myself for eight hours.

Oh, and I would give Patrick a custom title, probably something along the lines of 'I smell'. Vengence is mine! :p

Ack, evil bitch! :p Not the Wingdings! :goof:

I still want Burial Grounds.

You don't need to try. It already is :p

Alcar...

New action. I'd paste all of ELEMENTOFLOVE's threads into every forum, and show how sick his evil mind worked. :lol:

What did I do to you?

If I had Super-Psychic-Admin-Powers I would finally discover the truth behind Reece/Death/Codek/Mawk/Dino/Wired.

With my mere Super-Admin-Powers, all I could find is that thread Codek created where he put Alcar's head on the body of a pregnant woman.

I would explore the area which is only permitted to those of high status.
I would ban everyone who has joined in the year 2007, considering they are all pricks, and I would ban everyone who, for the life of them, can't have some decent grammar.
Oh, for sure. Second person I would ban.
Oh, please PM me the link.

Okay, one more revision.

Cullen, Spirrow, and Gabiar I would all give the custom title 'Lord of the Rexy-Hater Trinity'

Seriously, why do you guys detest her? Too happy? No naked pictures?

Both, and some.

Back when I was Supreme Über-Overlord Jr, I took the time to put this together:

http://home.comcast.net/~mechawasabi/DinoChain.jpg

Of course, it shouldn't take IP confirmation to tell you any of that. Still, I was just waiting for an excuse to post this again, lest we forget the lessons of the past.

How is it possible that Mawk and Codek each have two seperate IP addresses?

Most users have multiple IP addresses. You, Cullen, have 87. I have 104. With most ISPs, you have a new IP every time you connect to the Internet.

AHAHAHA! It is hidden in EL!

A) You know as well as I do that IP addresses are no proof of anything when we're dealing with AOL.
B) Codek/Death liked me. He even suggested me for a mod at one stage. Dino hated me.

That said, the fact that Dino joined a week before Mawk imploded is a tad suspicious.

Ahh, rape me sideways... I wish I was an Admin for a day.

I shall tear it down an build a new one! I must Moderate it.

Does that mean if they wanted to they could spam this forum up as much as they like without getting an IP ban?

There are other methods of banning that are much more rigid than simple IP banning :p

Alcar...

It is possible for two people to share an IP, if they have ever used the same computer. So if you've ever used the computer of a fellow OWF member there's a fair chance you've shared an IP.

Hmm, I think that once everyone's learnt to understand Wingdings 3, I'll switch to webdings.

Pchh... you and your relentless logic. It sickens me. I stand by my irrational finger-pointing, thank you very much.

I mean, I'm extremely paranoid and have frequent delusions of grandeur, but they were obviously the same person, regardless of their like and/or dislike of you. ;)

Not just sharing a user‐end computer, but sharing an ISP. Through Freeserve, I share IP addresses with members including Rich, Dark Hood, Reptile, whElk, Gluk Schmuck, Danny, Nath and, yes, Dino. Through ntl I share IP addresses with Gabiar and Mutual Friend.

I also share one IP address with Xav, which was probably the computer we shared when in Nottingham.

Do you have to be a mod to see this?

That's one way.

Other ways include being 'initiated' into the IP-viewer's club by both Alcar and Nate at the same time.

Fortunately, I'm not that eager to investigate the Dino Conspiracy.

There is no conspiracy, and therefore there is nothing to investigate in the first place. They were all the same person. Except for Wired, of course, which I had a personal hand in creating.

You see, if I say that they were the same person enough, people we subconsciously start to believe it. I'm just that good.

Everything is a conspiracy.

You're just suppresing the truth. The Man sent you to make us all not see reality.

God bless American secrecy.

The answer must be in Burial Grounds.

The only real conspiracy is the JFK one. There is no 9/11 conspiracy, Zionist conspiracy, homosexual agenda, or NWO.

And Cthulhu. Don't forget Cthulhu.