Yes. That is me! Fwafwafwa...


Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, and everyone wants to know where Peter piper put the pickled peppers that he picked. So why does the Electric car burn when you throw a 72" T.V on it?

A. It burns because you chose me :).
Q. Were do babies come from?

Ask your Mother.


w00t, root, shoot, boot, or moot?

A: None of the above.

Q: Yes, no, maybe so?

A. So, no, maybe yes.
Q. Who would you perfer a kiss from?
http://www.shoposhop.com/images/indian-models.jpg Or http://www.emro.who.int/lebanon/pictures/old%20lady.jpg

A: Neither. I prefer a kiss from my girlfriend :).

Q: O & A Party Rock?

A: Nurse! Nurse! He's out of bed again!

Q: Can you explain the Whole Sort Of General Mish Mash to me?

A: No
Q. Who is the 5th doctors twiced removed cousin?

A: Charles Manson.

Q: When will the world end?

Rest assured, the day the world's IQ drops a few more percentage points is still a few weeks away.


You don't believe me, do you?

Maybe o do, maybe i don't. That's for me to know and for you to be suspicious about :P.

Off the edge or onto the water?

A. Off the edge for reasons I don't feel like explaining.


Q. Oanst or April D?

A: OANST.

Q: Who are you, really?

A: If I told you I'd have to kill you, and I am under specific commands to enjoy it.

Q: Why, why, why?

...

Delilah...?

A: Because, because, because.

Q: Are you an actual magnet that attracts bullets?

A: I'm not an actual magnet. But yes.

Q: What gets wetter as it fries?

a tub of meep meat.

Does everyone with a driver's liscence deserve to drive?

A. Maybe not telling.
Q. If a German drives 2 km an hour and breaks the laws of physcs whats there name?

Q: Mr. Physics-Breaker-Man-Schtein.

A: If I'm me, and you're you, who are they?

If you're you and i'm me they are them. (lol logical explanation :))

Song or music or band?

A: Music all the way.

Q: Where did these brownies come from?

I don't think you'd really wanna know...

Chocolate stuffing in a turkey!

A: I'm sorry, we're out of turkey.

Q: Would you like another dead animal with chocolate rammed up its anus?

Yes please! XD

Can i w00t now?

If you w00ted, someone else would have to w00t, and then so continues a whole chain of w00ting. So go for it.


What will be the cause for the end of the world?

A: Ignorance.

Q: What is an Arxryl?

A. A vaginal blood fart.

Q. How did I get so sexy?

A: When you achieve that goal, you can tell me.

Q: What's short, sweaty, and goes "I'm open. I'm open. I'm open. I'm open! Oops!"?

A: Oanst's penis

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar?

A. I would kill you. But I'll do that anyway.

Q. In what way should I kill Used for his blasphemy?