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Statikk HDM 10-27-2006 02:29 PM

I don't want kids. People can be okay. Kids suck.

Fuzzle Guy 10-27-2006 03:05 PM

I'm just fourteen so I don't really want to have them now, but I would like to have kids and a family some time in the future.

Patrick Vykkers 10-27-2006 03:09 PM

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You're ugly. Right now. You are ugly at this exact moment. You repulsive turd.

Who's ugly? Me, Rick, you, Alcar, Statikk, Hobo?

Bullet Magnet 10-27-2006 03:13 PM

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You're ugly. Right now. You are ugly at this exact moment. You repulsive turd.

That statement must be backed up by evidence in order for me to accept it. Now provide some.



Or, you know. Flame me.

Fuzzle Guy 10-27-2006 03:42 PM

"You repulsive turd." I'm not normally one to laugh at peoples misfortune but when I read "Repulsive Turd" I burst out laughing. *sighs* I should really get to bed.

OANST 10-27-2006 03:54 PM

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That statement must be backed up by evidence in order for me to accept it. Now provide some.



Or, you know. Flame me.

It is evidenced by the circumference of yo' mamma. Cause she is one fat bitch.

Statikk HDM 10-27-2006 03:58 PM

Before anyone talks smack about OANST'S Momma, I'd like to remind you all that she is deliciously thick in the britches, not fat.
Carry on.

Strike Witch 10-27-2006 04:29 PM

Uh, will there be evidence or not? Photos, DNA samples?

Kidnapping videos?

OANST 10-27-2006 06:28 PM

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Uh, will there be evidence or not? Photos, DNA samples?

Kidnapping videos?

Ever been to Seaworld? Ever seen Shamoo? Evidence delivered.

used:) 10-27-2006 07:10 PM

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No, we are total slaves to our instinct. We're just too dumb and arrogant to realise that that's not free will, it's hard-wiring.

I wouldn't say all of our actions are rooted entirely to our instincts. I believe it's a combination of things. Like intelligence and personality of the person, the situation at hand, etc. I think saying that our lives are completely based on instincts is too simplistic of a way of looking at things.

Strike Witch 10-27-2006 07:38 PM

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Ever been to Seaworld? Ever seen Shamoo? Evidence delivered.

Uh, theres nothing ugly bout a whale. Its a whale. Whales are cute.

GTdragon 10-27-2006 08:36 PM

No. I get enough of them in my face at work.

Facsimile 10-27-2006 11:35 PM

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I wouldn't say all of our actions are rooted entirely to our instincts. I believe it's a combination of things. Like intelligence and personality of the person, the situation at hand, etc. I think saying that our lives are completely based on instincts is too simplistic of a way of looking at things.

Our lives aren't based on instincts, just some aspects. Having children is. People don't realise what is their choice and what is their body is telling them to do something.

Bullet Magnet 10-28-2006 03:26 AM

Everytime you go to get food? That's not a concious decision, it's instinct, masquerading as free will. You may choose then not to go, knowing this, but you won't stay away for ever.
That feeling you get at heights telling you not to jump out. That's not common sense, it's instinct.

Those are just a few obvious examples. If I were to list them al, I'd probably list just about everything human beings do.

Your eyes are almost completely driven by instinct. All the while you think you are directing them at an object of interest, it has been proven that they will be all over attractive people near you, of both genders, usually darting between the face, chest, and groin. There's a device that can be worn which tracks your eye movements and then shows where you focus on on a video recording of what you were looking at. People never realise what they were doing until they see it played back.

Munch's Master 10-28-2006 03:51 AM

^ So men like to look at attractive men, and women like to look at attractive women? You did say we instinctively look at attractive people of both genders after all.

Bullet Magnet 10-28-2006 04:26 AM

Checking out the competition. Of course!

Statikk HDM 10-28-2006 10:03 AM

Thats how I excuse the David Duchovny thing.
Wait, what?

OANST 10-28-2006 12:40 PM

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Uh, theres nothing ugly bout a whale. Its a whale. Whales are cute.

I was implying that your mother had the girth of a whale. Not the appearence. Stupid person.

Bullet Magnet 10-28-2006 04:01 PM

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Thats how I excuse the David Duchovny thing.
Wait, what?

Don't worry about it, Statikk. When you're a little older, then you'll understand.

toxicity 10-28-2006 07:33 PM

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I was implying that your mother had the girth of a whale. Not the appearence. Stupid person.

Your not tasty at all, are you?

Kamille 10-29-2006 07:47 AM

I want kids eventually

Strike Witch 10-29-2006 09:22 PM

OANST, do you have any evidence? Because you haven't actually proved it, have ya?

OANST 10-30-2006 06:15 AM

Goddamn. It was a joke. You really aren't very bright, are you?

cutie 10-30-2006 12:37 PM

Yeah I want alot of those things

Arxryl 10-30-2006 12:53 PM

So far it seems we have an almost equal amount of kid haters and kid wanters! what a nice balanced forum we have!

Mojo 10-31-2006 10:47 AM

I'd rather have cows. You can eat cows. Legally that is.

No, really, I'd love to hear the footsteps of a little Mini-me on the floor. But I hope it will take a while before that time is there tho.

Patrick Vykkers 11-01-2006 03:30 PM

Why not just clone yourself then?

Mojo 11-02-2006 01:25 AM

I will, whenever the cloning procedure is perfected. I don't wanna have a disfigured mini me.

skillya_glowi 11-07-2006 05:21 PM

AlphaScrab, let me be shamed by admitting this, but when I saw your first post, I went "AWWWww..!!" and clasped my hands.

Nemo 11-07-2006 06:29 PM

Well, assuming that this thread qualifies as bumped (Too lazy to do math with dates), I might as well state me opinion.
Frankly, I hate kids. They annoy me. Maybe it's just my fifteen year old mine talking, which I'll eventually tune out once I buy more experience at life, but they're annoying. I wouldn't mind a teenager, but it would still be pushing it. I'm getting a vasectomy as soon as I can afford it + when it's legal.