Who you calling a touche? (sorry, couldn't resist)
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Cats are over-rated. P-fah to them.
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Don't get Havoc catching you saying that, as he would gorrot you with his penis. Don't you own/ed one?
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The more cats you have the worse they are.
1 cat: Optimum house cat level. Prefer a male cat in this instance, but whatever. 2-4: We're creeping dangerously into the dreaded "Too many mothereffing cats!" state. 5-7: My patience is frayed with these cats and their allergens, preposterous demands of affection when I'm doing something else. 8+: Danger, Will Robinson! Anything at or beyond 8 catwise is insanity. The constant refilling of dishes, litter box emptying, in-fighting, and screwing makes this totally unacceptable. And no, I'm not a "dog person", either. |
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And on the side of over-rated, unbelievably stupid. My cat commited suicide, because it had a scratch on his cheek. Literally. |
If you didn't like it so much, why did you cremate it and put it on top of the fireplace? :fuzblink:
I find cats are a good way to smuggle opium. |
My parents liked it. I had no choice.
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Well good knowing ya sandy..... even though I haven't known you at all. We will all be in this nice shelter as Havoc will rip your lungs out :p.
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Sure thing. :fuzsmile:
EDIT: He sure is taking his time... :fuzblink: |
*Rips $andy's lungs out and then throws him infront of some realy hungry, realy big, cats. *
Don't mock teh cats!!! :fuzmad: |
Oh noes! I got typed at!
Dogs rule cats. |
Yea you got typed at... feel my wrath! :P.
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*burns and hisses*
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