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Nate 11-23-2004 12:52 PM

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I didn't find it offensive. Just ridiculous. How many Gay animals do they have to find before people accept Faggotness is nature not nurture.

I heard on the news yesterday about a Russian (I think) guy who sued a livestock supplier for selling him a gay pig

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Nobody answered my last question - boo!

Fish have never walked on land. God created the land-walking creatures whole and intact. :D ;) :) :p :happy: :fuzconf: :fuzgrin: :fuzzle: :happy: :| :mad: :mad: :dead:

Alcar 11-24-2004 12:46 AM

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'Abe's Son, do what you want to do. Being Bi-Sexual is as natural as a rose.'

Lol - you're so bent! Heeee!!

Lol! You wish! I can see straight through your plan to conquer the forums by seducing me! It will never eventuate :p

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I heard on the news yesterday about a Russian (I think) guy who sued a livestock supplier for selling him a gay pig

Who won? I don't see how you can sue someone for selling you a gay animal. But this is Russia. Still funny though! :p

Alcar...

Jacob 11-24-2004 02:20 AM

'Lol! You wish! I can see straight through your plan to conquer the forums by seducing me! It will never eventuate'

Curses!

'I don't see how you can sue someone for selling you a gay animal.'

Unless he put the Fag Pig with another male Pig, how did he know it was Gay? Did it snort with a lisp? Did it have amazing dress sense? Did it enjoy the company of female Pigs?

*Creeps away into the shadows to plot more techniques and tactics to take over the forums*

Dipstikk 11-24-2004 09:02 AM

Matt Nye the Science Guy!
 
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Fish have never walked on land. God created the land-walking creatures whole and intact.

Wait, what? No, that doesn't add up. Fossil records and common sense tell us that there was little (if any) life on land before fish had evolved with lungs and basic legs and crawled up on land. The most advanced lifeforms on land before the great fish exodus would have been insects.

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And on a totally unrelated issue - what're your opinions on Fish been given permission to walk on land?

Even though I know you're being humerous (ulna, radious?), I want to tackle this question, just to further flaunt my know-ledge.

EVIL-lution only takes place in times of necessity. Now, though I'm not sure what the necessity was to spark the change in the Permian fish's anatomy and cause them to wander onto land, but apparently life was better on shore, so they did. Perhapse there was more plentiful food up there, or maybe because the seas were getting smaller (those crazy Techtonic plates and all) so they found it necessary to populate higher grounds. Whatever the reason, nature took its course. And so we had a bunch of happy little Icthyostega waddling around. Icthyostega are so cute!

And I'm damn glad, too. The ocean is too big for my tastes.
Sorry for that. Carry on.

Nate 11-24-2004 01:19 PM

Sorry, I always forget that sarcasm doesn't work on the net. I've added a few smilies to that post to make it clearer

The news story I heard about the gay pig said that the guy bought the pig but it showed no interest in the ladies (ahem... sows) so he turned it into sausages and sued the seller. He'll probably lose cos its fairly hard to prove that sausages are gay.

*rereads last sentence* Okay Jacob, go to town with that.