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'Lol! You wish! I can see straight through your plan to conquer the forums by seducing me! It will never eventuate'
Curses! 'I don't see how you can sue someone for selling you a gay animal.' Unless he put the Fag Pig with another male Pig, how did he know it was Gay? Did it snort with a lisp? Did it have amazing dress sense? Did it enjoy the company of female Pigs? *Creeps away into the shadows to plot more techniques and tactics to take over the forums* |
Matt Nye the Science Guy!
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EVIL-lution only takes place in times of necessity. Now, though I'm not sure what the necessity was to spark the change in the Permian fish's anatomy and cause them to wander onto land, but apparently life was better on shore, so they did. Perhapse there was more plentiful food up there, or maybe because the seas were getting smaller (those crazy Techtonic plates and all) so they found it necessary to populate higher grounds. Whatever the reason, nature took its course. And so we had a bunch of happy little Icthyostega waddling around. Icthyostega are so cute! And I'm damn glad, too. The ocean is too big for my tastes. Sorry for that. Carry on. |
Sorry, I always forget that sarcasm doesn't work on the net. I've added a few smilies to that post to make it clearer
The news story I heard about the gay pig said that the guy bought the pig but it showed no interest in the ladies (ahem... sows) so he turned it into sausages and sued the seller. He'll probably lose cos its fairly hard to prove that sausages are gay. *rereads last sentence* Okay Jacob, go to town with that. |