You wouldn't like a clit Jacob. You would prefer a man's big fat hairy arse!

'You would prefer a man's big fat hairy arse!'

Err - i actually had a chance to have "a man's big fat hairy arse!" but instead opted not to, mainly because of the fatness and hairyness. Oh, and also he didn't treat me like the lady-boy that i am.

And he wasn't uberly rich like he said he was. Although, he did get me into clubs and buy me things.

I've been thinking of getting a boyfriend just until my friend comes back from her 3 month vacation. S'pose it'd be something/one to do.

I keep forgetting that Jacob is gay.

You can imagine the reaction I have every five minutes.

LOL. :laugh:

I'm tempted to quote that in my signature. ;)

This is very disturbin....BUT LOL.I did'nt know what it is cos Im not in high school yet.Just a few more weeks and I will be though

Go ahead...



Oh, and all you wonderers could just go to a magical little website I found...

You never heard that.

UUUURRRRRGHGGHHH! You admitted it! You smelly little bummer boy!

'UUUURRRRRGHGGHHH! You admitted it! You smelly little bummer boy!'

I'm actually immensely hygenic. Unlike foul little Muffies such as yourselves who find it amusing to break wind in public places and then brag about it.

Lol @ 'you admitted it!' though. Reminds me when i was at a chip shop with a friend after a drunken night out and all these foul cretinous Muffies were wallowing about. One began nudging his friend, unsubtly, and stated "Oi, i think he might be, you know, over the Hill, 'round the bend" and his friend was all "*Grunt*" [the usual dialect for the general population of Muffies]. So, after a while of discussing my sexuality quietly, the first looked at me and said "F*cking Puff." so i was all "No shit Sherlock." and he was all "So you are then?" and i was all "Err, yeah." and he was all "Haha...ha...he admitted it. He admitted he's Gay. Haaa." so me and my friend just laughed at him and gave him a look of "My God, could you be a bigger, fouller piece of straight trash? No, no you couldn't."

Muffies are fun.

I know so many people who do that...

"Hey, I farted...and it smells like eggs."

You can imagine the trauma I face.

That's a very typical football-hooligan attitude, and it pisses me off. This stupid "straight-as-an-arrow" facist attitude, which causes them to get offended if you suggest that they might be gay. Total wimps, all of them.

well this is the first i've heard of it.......

ditto, at work every day. No wait... I already mentioned that in another post today.

still you'd think people would grow out of that at the age of 50 at least.