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Al the Vykker 06-10-2004 06:27 AM

*sigh* Love...such a powerful emotion.

Silversnow 06-10-2004 09:50 AM

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I'm addicted to the Sims. For Xbox. The original Sims and The Sims: Bustin Out. It's a sickness. :D

Isn't it hard to play it on X-box?

Went on my prom (sp? is it even right?) yesterday. Not much to go crazy about. Got one of the idiots, his name was Tobias. Took a few pictures. Went down to the dining room. Had to leave often to cough somewhere away from the food (having a cold). No one at my table talked. The food wasn't very good. Johan from my class sung a awful song that made everyone in my class look embarrased about him. Then we went back to the dancing place, I was abandoned by Tobias. Had to stand in a corner and wait for my friends while they danced. The rest of the night was pretty much just talking and walking around, looking at all the very beautiful people. I danced with two ladies and avoided my teacher at all costs. And I got a rose. Yay.
Today I regret that I didn't dance more. But it was nice anyway. I get some pictures soon.

Nate 06-10-2004 12:30 PM

That's nothing. The chorus was the school motto 'Honour the work"!

apparently in 1915 or something the minister for education gave a speech at the school and said 'Honour the work and the work will honour you' and it's been the motto since then.

ClaireBear 06-10-2004 10:44 PM

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That's nothing. The chorus was the school motto 'Honour the work"!

apparently in 1915 or something the minister for education gave a speech at the school and said 'Honour the work and the work will honour you' and it's been the motto since then.

Yes! I think your school scores 10 on the anal-ometer!

Oh and SilverSnow... don't worry.. like I said your formals and proms (yeah your spelling is correct!) are c**p before the blokes suddenly realise what certain parts of their anatomy are for and their maturity levels reaches their "girlfriends"... sounds like a fun night had by all but they will get even better! Trust me!

C'mon people! We can do better than this! SPAM I SAY SPAM! We need more spam!

I also need to recover from a warning I've just received for supposed spamming on another thread... how many strikes do you get again?

Anywho... c'mon spam away...

I need a topic before I shoot someone with my built up venom!

Warned at my age! The shame the embarrassment... the God damn pointlessness (not even a word!) of it all! The enfuriating.. I'm gonna spam all over your board all over your forum and threads... then holiday in Melbourne and SPAM at you from outside your houseness of it all!

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!

Phew! Rant and anger over now and Alcar...

THIS IS A SPAM THREAD!!!! NAR-NAR-NA-NARRRRRR!

Boy that felt gooooood!

Fuzzles! 06-11-2004 09:20 AM

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Isn't it hard to play it on X-box?

Heck no it's so easy. I have played it on PC and find it much more enjoyable to play it on the big green box. :)

Lucipher 06-12-2004 10:39 PM

I'm a spammer! Pick me please! And yes belly button fluff is normal and yes death is a bit gay isn't he? And when you feel like swearing, just step outside and clear your lungs with a good barrage of curses! And you say you were warned at your age, well I've been warned and I'm probably younger than you, how old is clairebear anyway?

The Red Muse 06-12-2004 10:43 PM

Can I talk about shoes? I really need to spill my shoe worries!
Wahh!

Fez 06-12-2004 10:57 PM

ClairBear mentions that she is in her 20's every other post, Luc.

ClaireBear 06-13-2004 09:06 PM

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ClairBear mentions that she is in her 20's every other post, Luc.

Hey! I don't!!!!

I mentioned it once... nay twice when I first landed here!

Anyhoo.... age is irrelevant on here... you can put down any old crap... I may sign up as being a toddler... just for s**ts and giggles you understand!! :p

Oh and while I remember... Luc... I find the last line of your signiture very offensive... that may be your opinion but having it constantly displayed out of context like that does little to endear you to me.

Just thought I'd mention it!

Spam away mate!

oddguy 06-13-2004 11:07 PM

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I also need to recover from a warning I've just received for supposed spamming on another thread... how many strikes do you get again?

Three strikes.

-oddguy :cool:

ClaireBear 06-13-2004 11:23 PM

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Three strikes.

-oddguy :cool:

Is there like a time limit? Is it like a juvenile criminal record where if you're good for 5 years it'll be sticken off?

Bugger! This doesn't look good for little me!

oddguy 06-13-2004 11:31 PM

Well, there are three types of banning.

3 day ban for a minor offense...such as getting three strikes.

7 day ban for a really bad thing you did, which you don't always have to have three strikes to get.

Then, there is a permanent ban. Which means you did something so wrong, you never come back...unless you create a new account, which is against da rules. So if they find out...you're banned again.

I think that's how it works.

-oddguy :cool:

Fuzzles! 06-14-2004 09:01 AM

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Can I talk about shoes? I really need to spill my shoe worries!
Wahh!

Oh yes, tell my your shoe woes!!! What seems to be the problem? :)

Nate 06-14-2004 02:46 PM

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then holiday in Melbourne and SPAM at you from outside your houseness of it all!

Why are you coming to this shithole.. I mean wonderland!

sorry, the weather's kinda getting me down.

ClaireBear 06-14-2004 09:17 PM

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Why are you coming to this shithole.. I mean wonderland!

sorry, the weather's kinda getting me down.

Well Nate... it has a lot to do with internet access in council buildings... a lot of access to really good forums is denide!!! :p

No... seriously there's that plus the fact I love you guys!!!!!! :kiss:

Now you may all vomit or beat me with sticks... whichevr you feel most appropriate!

And it isn't you I'd like to Spam at... its yet another Aussie "cousin" of mine on here... I think you know to whom I refereth!

oddguy 06-15-2004 06:51 AM

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No... seriously there's that plus the fact I love you guys!!!!!! :kiss:

Wow! You barely even know us! :blush:

-oddguy :cool:

Di$array 06-15-2004 07:54 AM

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No... seriously there's that plus the fact I love you guys!!!!!! :kiss:


hey guys and gals am back, and what a nice welcome back !!!! what you all been up 2 ?

Nate 06-16-2004 12:46 PM

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Now you may all vomit or beat me with sticks... whichevr you feel most appropriate!

And it isn't you I'd like to Spam at... its yet another Aussie "cousin" of mine on here... I think you know to whom I refereth!

no actually, I don't
*vague reference whooshes right over nathan's head*

but if you are visiting melbourne you can come over to my place and I can vomit and beat you with sticks simultaneously.

*Goes and gets baseball bat and bottle of vodka from cupboard*

ok, i'm ready...

nads 06-16-2004 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ClaireBear
Now you may all vomit or beat me with sticks
Good, the Enforcer hasn't been used in a while and I was considering Bulemia.

Al the Vykker 06-16-2004 08:03 PM

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Well, there are three types of banning.

3 day ban for a minor offense...such as getting three strikes.

7 day ban for a really bad thing you did, which you don't always have to have three strikes to get.

Then, there is a permanent ban. Which means you did something so wrong, you never come back...unless you create a new account, which is against da rules. So if they find out...you're banned again.

I think that's how it works.

-oddguy :cool:

Actually I'm pretty sure that they also when you get a permanent ban, they block your username, email, and IP. Thus you would need a new computer or new internet provider, etc.

oddguy 06-16-2004 08:07 PM

Yeah, but a certain member that was banned is back as another username. I know who it is, but he'll get pissed if I rat him out.

-oddguy :cool:

ClaireBear 07-07-2004 09:47 PM

Right... as I'm denide the right to free speech anywhere else here... I think i'll just spam for a bit...

I still haven't found a teaching post... and just found out i can only sign up for supply teaching for one more term.. :( I spent 4 years at uni and I've got nada in return!

What should I become instead!!! Ooooh! I know I know!!! Off topic moderator... Yey!

I got a lovely pair of yellow shoes and matching handbag the other week... after an interview for a teaching job that I got turned down for... I have a lot of shoes because of the many upsetting moments in my life!

i'd also like to say thanks to the very nice people out there... you know who you are who have been offering me their concern an support :kiss:

And I'd also like to say "pooh!" to those who haven't...

Aaaah! Nowt better than an early morning spam... my office routine... water/coffee, wee, and then spam... there's work to be done after that!

oddguy 07-07-2004 09:51 PM

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And I'd also like to say "pooh!" to those who haven't...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :eek: :eek: The horror! Dear gawd! It's Winney the Pooh!

http://coloring-page.net/pages/disne...epooh-6-sm.gif

I make a funny! :p

-oddguy :cool:

What?! This is the spam thread...isn't it? :spam: :spam: :spam:

ClaireBear 07-07-2004 10:38 PM

Yey! Pooh Bear!

IIIIiiiiittts...

Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Tubby little cubby all stufffed with fluff...

I love winnie and tigger!!! Yey!

*CB looks happy*

Esus 07-08-2004 12:20 AM

I'm a 66 year old virgin who has never left the house. You may laugh, but I'll be laughing once I'm in the purest part of heaven - Nyah!

ClaireBear 07-08-2004 12:54 AM

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I'm a 66 year old virgin who has never left the house. You may laugh, but I'll be laughing once I'm in the purest part of heaven - Nyah!

Mmmm.. 'kay!

Now that is one original piece od spam there Sonny!

Keep up the good work!

*CB tries not to lock eyes with the somewhat "damaged" Esus*

Smell 07-08-2004 06:43 AM

Mai ai hii, like the song? I'm listening to it now. Oh and shoes. I need new-uns.

Strike Witch 07-08-2004 07:24 PM

Hello.

I....am....the...guy...who.....ssssssshows up rarely and I am also very....ummmm.....???.....(Thinking).....Oh yeah! I like this spamming thread.

I don't appear alot so If you want to catch me, Stay up and use a Camera....

I like Pizza. Pizza is gooooood.MMMMMmmmmm, Pizza. I think that Where I am, Public Schools are full of stupid kids who swear alot, and Private Schools are Steeped in Religion but have better resources. :spam:

Inquire for more.

Sekto Springs 07-08-2004 08:36 PM

Vanditionous! oGGLE MIC FLABBY WAB!

Floss Often! Floss Often! Worship my pores! I sense the presence of your soiled trousers! Floss Often! Wipe my ass! Butter my groin! Worship my leprauchan! Clutch my testes you bloody squirrel-humpers! Chicken! Sink my cheerio will you? I think not, you rash covered scrotoms! Cheese! Apple-cheese! McNugget! Floss Often! Floss Often!

I feel better now. :D

ClaireBear 07-08-2004 09:14 PM

Goooooood mornin Vietnaaaaam!

Ullo! Feeling loads better this morning... seeing my boyf tomorrow (He's back from his holiday in scotland!) I've got 3 hours training today to get me out of the office and the rain is forecast to clear up tomorrow so I'll be able to wear my new yellow shoes and grey jeans in the pub!

Yey!