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Nate 11-17-2012 03:28 PM

All I could think was "But Australia killed all its rabbits with the Calicivirus!"

Bullet Magnet 11-18-2012 04:45 AM

Seen the whole debate? Hitch and Fry wiped the floor with them.

MeechMunchie 11-18-2012 05:03 AM

Yup. I even have it bookmarked for easy linkage.

fds@#q# I'm scareddsdfe

STM 11-18-2012 08:36 AM

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Seen the whole debate? Hitch and Fry wiped the floor with them.

I actually felt sorry for the African bishop, I don't think he was expecting such an intense debate. Old whatserface though, can go suck a dick.

Bullet Magnet 11-18-2012 08:43 AM

I feel sorry for anyone who finds themselves facing off against the combined might of Christopher Hitchens and Stephen Fry.

God, I miss the Hitch.

MeechMunchie 11-18-2012 09:39 AM

They got totally...

*Sunglasses*

... Hitchslapped.



Meanwhile,


Steamer_KING 11-18-2012 10:21 AM

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God, I miss the Hitch.

God bless his soul.


Oh wait....

MeechMunchie 11-18-2012 12:57 PM

For Bastion fans.

http://askziaandfriends.tumblr.com/

Also, you might not have noitced, but in the Arsenal, where the Kid switches out his equipment...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...lb43o1_500.png

He's in his pants.

Varrok 11-18-2012 01:01 PM

That will please the pedophile part of the OWF

Wings of Fire 11-18-2012 01:10 PM

We have one of those?

Varrok 11-18-2012 01:12 PM

OWF is a place visited by many different groups of people. Why not them?

Mr. Bungle 11-18-2012 01:13 PM

They're there, lurking in the darkness.

MeechMunchie 11-18-2012 01:21 PM

I don't think The Kid is an actual child. He's like, 19+.

Varrok 11-18-2012 01:46 PM

Do you hear that guys? You can now safely watch him with no legal consequences

MeechMunchie 11-18-2012 03:08 PM

Yay- Oh shit.

Bullet Magnet 11-18-2012 04:44 PM


DarkHoodness 11-20-2012 06:26 AM

Choose your own zombie survival adventure! I enjoyed this.

MeechMunchie 11-20-2012 10:34 AM

If Joe wrote fairy tales.

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/gifs/turnip.gif

Havoc 11-20-2012 11:49 AM


Crashpunk 11-22-2012 08:50 AM



I found this pretty funny :)

Steamer_KING 11-23-2012 03:03 AM


Taco 11-23-2012 04:30 AM

I know I haven't posted here in months, but this seems like the most appropriate place to share this short film I found the other day, titled "Transformer vs Man Bike". From the video:

"A man wearing bunny ears is driving a tractor rather quickly. He is pursued by two well-built, seemingly-gay, Germanic men wearing tight white undergarments, one of whom is, in fact, holding two wheels and is acting as a motorcycle for the other."



Apologies if it's been posted before

Mr. Bungle 11-23-2012 04:52 AM

http://i.imgur.com/rTXSQ.jpg

MeechMunchie 11-24-2012 12:50 PM

World of Tanks gets My Little Pony mod, reality descends into farce

Mr. Bungle 11-24-2012 03:08 PM

http://i.imgur.com/5PWew.gif

Crashpunk 11-25-2012 09:20 AM


Mr. Bungle 11-25-2012 06:51 PM



I never realized how hilarious Sufjan was.

Dynamithix 11-25-2012 09:56 PM

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How awkward can people be, jesus christ.

Strike Witch 11-26-2012 09:04 PM

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According to the U.S. Coast Guard, Mary Elena Scott, 57, and her husband Howard Kuljian, 54, were walking along the shore of Big Lagoon beach near Orick with their 16-year-old son Gregory "Geddie" Kuljian, their daughter Olivia Kuljian, and the family dog, when the latter entered the water to fetch a stick.

A 10-foot-swell suddenly appeared and carried the dog into the ocean, prompting Geddie to chase after it.

Sean Ledwin, who witnessed the incident along with his girlfriend, said Geddie managed to grab hold of the dog's collar, but it slipped off, and the teen was soon overtaken by the waves as well.

"The father then went in after his son, and he got swept up," Ledwin recalled.

After Ledwin's girlfriend phoned 911, Scott attempted to seize an opportunity to grab her husband, but the waves proved too strong for her and she was quickly pulled under.

The daughter sought to jump in after her mother, but Ledwin says he stopped her.

Eventually an unconscious Scott washed ashore, but efforts to revive her proved futile. Kuljian's body was found later at another spot; Geddie's body remains missing.

The dog, meanwhile, managed to swim back to the beach on its own, and is currently in the care of a neighbor.

"The way that beach is, with the way the swell breaks, is a recipe for disaster," Coast Guard spokesman Bernie Garrigan said.
What a bizarre and tragic sequence of events.

Varrok 11-27-2012 01:21 AM

That's swell

STM 11-27-2012 07:42 AM

What a comedian you are.

Varrok 11-27-2012 08:04 AM

That was the most effortless joke I've ever made - I kinda like it for that.

OANST 11-27-2012 08:21 AM

It was a bit much.

Varrok 11-27-2012 09:06 AM

I'm sorry :(


Look, our favourite chatroulette-piano-song-guy has made his own show, website and stuff

also:
http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF246-Bee.gif

Mr. Bungle 11-27-2012 01:13 PM

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A DEA officer stopped at our family farm yesterday, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally growing crops."

I said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there..." Before I could finish my sentence the DEA officer started yelling, "Mister,I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his pocket, the arrogant officer removes his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means that I am allowed to go wherever I want...only anyone's land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?!

I nodded politely, apologized, and went on about my chores. A short time later, I heard some loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life. He was being chased by my big old mean bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed like the bull would gore him before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs...

"Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!!"
Hahaha. True story.

OANST 11-27-2012 01:20 PM

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Only Crashpunk would post a video of someone watching a video.

Nate 11-27-2012 06:51 PM

This post of mine made me think of this video:


Crashpunk 11-28-2012 01:16 AM

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Only Crashpunk would post a video of someone watching a video.

I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure other people have posted stuff like this before.

Varrok 11-28-2012 05:33 AM

Nepsotic, be useful.

Mr. Bungle 11-28-2012 06:46 AM

What triggered that?

http://i.imgur.com/bWQVa.jpg

Baby born without the water being broken. Pretty gross.