OMG you are all insane!

I'm dressing up as Kim Jong Il for my representativation of North Korea in the Beer Olympics

That's Team GB on the right.

doin' North Korea proud.

The people of the DPRK are lodging a formal complaint to the UN at this obvious and unnecessary display of aggression against the fatherland with a sickening parody of the Dear Leader. Also, ehem, err, the nuclear test is going to happen in a few days.

Uhmm... I'm the one on the right. Surprise photos suck butt, but it's the only one of me with my new shorter hair. Even if you can't see it.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...48871008_n.jpg

so you're the...cat?

Yes, I'm the cat and the guy to the right is my girlfriend.

oh. makes sense.

nice hair.

there's a joke about getting pussy there somewhere

You look about four. Hah.

Now all our sexting feels wrong tho...

I know ._. It sucks when I'm trying to get served in pubs.

Don't worry, son, I'll buy yah pint if you're willing to...reciprocate.

I'm Irish, buy me ten and I'm yours.

Yeah, I went and checked his age before allowing myself to think 'He's cute'. :p

Jesus Christ

i'm counting like four times you've said this in the WDYLL threads

you whore

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ps8a172719.jpg

i have no idea why i look so pissed off

You look gormless as fuck.

It's actually pronounced, 'Josh.' Good effort though. c:

To me you look more confused than pissed off, maybe cause everyone's tie is black and yours is purple?

Maybe his cup is full of antifreeze.

Am I a whore for describing someone as cute, or for checking their ages first?

i didn't know whores could demand clarification of their assigned role.

Of course they can. I mean, when I hire multiple whores, I'm more than happy to answer any questions they might have. If they're not sure about their assigned roles, the whole thing turns in to a massive clusterfuck.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE


and as long as i'm here, here's a photo of me from when i got a haircut
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a991433c1...6rwo1_1280.jpg
It's a little scragglier now, but I don't look like a 12 year old girl for once so it's all good

No, now you look like a 14 year old girl.

Whatever gender, i'm still a hot piece of ass~

That's the spirit

Whatever helps you sleep at night I suppose.

This could be problematic.

http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/...psaccb9c83.png

I was going to say something quite sarcastic, but then I remembered that you have a boyfriend and I don't. Clearly you've got something going for you.

Oh god, Corp.

Now I kind of want to go to Corp.

Nate, sometimes the things you post make me so sad.

Awww. That's sweet.

If it makes you feel better, I'm not actually looking for a boyfriend at the moment. I just don't think it's worth the effort when I'm probably/hopefully going to be on the other side of the planet in six months time.

Yeah, that actually makes it considerably better. I wish you luck when you do start looking again, regardless of whether or not you end up on the other side of the damn planet. :p

fkfdsf

god it shocks me every time i remember you used to live in sheffield

you should come visit and i'll buy you a blue pint!

I must be really old, because I don't know what a blue pint is.

they're like the signature drink of corp, three shots of vodka topped of with blue wkd all for the lovely price of £2. buuuuut this is not the time for such discussions~

Times surely have changed. In my day it was just vodka coke, then vodka red bull, then they brought out quad vods and we were all a lot worse off but temporarily happier.

My friends go there. They say it's disgusting. They still go there though and have a good time haha

Nate, where are you planning on being in 6 months time?