If that's your thing then good luck sir!

I think it's lots of peoples thing,

You make Havoc sound like he's part of a minority.

This sort of thing can end up changing relationships, even if you all go in eagerly and willing.

Just saying.

If it's a serious and deep relationship, sure. But if it's a typical young relationship without much meaning, might as well go for it. Something like that is basically as rare as great relationship. Best to do it young when mistakes are expected, instead of looking back and thinking you missed out.

The girl in question and us still have to meet each other, which will happen tommorow. Originally this girl was just for my GF, since she wanted to try a girl on girl experience. I had no problem with this, open relationship and all but even in a closed relationship, what guy is going to object his GF messing with another girl just for fun? ;)

Anyway, after they did some chatting it turns out that I had this girl on MSN for months, even before my GF and me met each other. So that was a funny surprise. After that we all got to talking and slowly the idea for a threesome apparently slipped in between the girls.

But as good as it's going, for all we know we won't like each other one bit tommorow and the entire thing gets called off, who knows. As for changing relationships. Of course it will change a relationship, but that doesn't automatically mean it will change it for the worst.

Yeah thats where my threesome got canceled last time, when the other two actually saw each other and then they didn't want to do it :( Though I think it was just a matter of looks and not personality.

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/3...escakwcxsw.jpg

Took me ages to work out that picture.

Just because I haven't had sex doesn't mean internet hasn't popped that image up before now. Just y'know, not with stick figures....

This is true. Gossip Girl taught me this.

Wait, so it's you and two girls...
how do you expect to fuck them at the same time? I can't figure it out.

YEAH YEAH call me a noob if you want, but I'm still relativley innocent with this shit.

A man has:

One penis

One tongue

Two sets of three fingers

Two women have:

Two mouths

Two vaginas

Two asses

There's a lot of combinations here.

What about four nipples?

Between them, women have 10 boobies.

Good luck getting anything in there. I mean, sure, you could use 'em for arousal, but not much more than that when talking about sex.

Then again, I suppose that's all that matters.

you dissin foreplay

Post moved from from another thread.

I have a lack of desire for physical sex.... I suppose thats not really asexual though.

But being fully asexual does seem kinda sad, as it seems they miss out on a lot.
But then again, to such a person sex doesn't matter, so I don't think they miss out on anything.

Isn't all sex physical? I don't understand what you mean.

Well...devoid, for use of a better word.

Wh... Guys don't have two penises?? :(

Well more specifically... I dont desire a cock inside me... Dunno.. classic sex... I could live without it.

However sex is more than just missionary position. I like sex play, I like oral sex, I like a lot of sexual things. Besides the whole penetration thing, I'm pretty sexual ^^

Edit: Umm... Im thinking about moving this little discussion to the sex thread.

What on earth is it with all thse threads getting split? XD

Anyway, I understand what you mean now, though I have never come across a girl like that, we all have our preferences though.

It's called Diphallia. I wouldn't be thrilled with having two dicks.

I'm unsure if I would like that. I think it would be rather embarassing when somebody strips you naked and didn't know beforehand.

Wut?

It would only be good for the 'Ha! I have two dicks!' gag.

You bunch your index, middle and ring finger together and stick them inside your lady friend.

It's a little coarse, but still an effective kind of foreplay.

I get the idea, but you left 2 fingers unaccounted for :p

The thumb is an excellent tool for clitoral stimulation at the same time.

the thumb isn't a finger. the thumb is a thumb.

So we only have 8 fingers?? WAAAHHH D=

Should we blame chris?

Mudokons lost a finger, so why shouldn't we? :p

As the Cadbury Chocolate Fingers adverts on TV used to state

"Sorry thumb, it's a finger thing"

Probably. I wrecked that shit. :tard:
Maybe because most girls (and guys for that matter) don't actually realize there's more to sex until they're a bit older. When I was in school, I recall all of the upperclassmen regaling my friends and I with their carnal escapades. The stories were almost always the same...

"Yeah so like, I kissed her and rubbed her leg. And then I like fingered her for a bit. And then I boned her for like an hour."

Sound familiar? When I started having sex, things almost never happened exactly like that. It was usually at least slightly more memorable. I figured that everyone sucks at it when they first start out, but no. Apparently a large percentage of young guys actually don't know wtf they're doing in bed. At all.
And after I started having sex, and talking to some of my friends about it, they just didn't get it. Responses like "ew you licked her pussy? wtf man!?" and "what do you mean "clitoris"?" weren't uncommon. The fact that I'm still getting those kind of responses from people in their 20's is alarming.

Point is, unless you're huge, mechanical humping isn't going to cut it.
Sex is like eating out a fancy restaurant. You order the kind of food you can't just make yourself at home. Thusly, when you have sex with someone, you should make a point to do all the things you can't do with just your own hand and a bottle of lotion.

To be fair, you DO associate with more... nooby people. Your friends as delightful as they are, are all pretty bad with girls.



Also Strike Witch, even if Chris was to blame for my lack of interest, I really don't think he would fail THAT badly :p
I dunno... 'Im just weird ._. I cant even please myself that way. it takes a lot for me to feel physical pleasure.


Also, thats it.. If this discussion continues, Im moving it.

Actually my current friends know alot about sex, they just haven't had it. :p So it goes.
I'm talking about my friends from the days of yore, who I'm pretty much estranged with now for varying reasons. They were having sex, they just failed at it.

But then again, you were teens at the time.
If you have been estranged from them, you cant possibly know how knowledgable they are now.

True, though considering the kind of adults they were becoming, I doubt much has changed. :p
Sexual ignorance is still rampant though. Perhaps it has to do with pride, or maybe they're just afraid to explore. More than a few people seem to consider oral sex "kinky" or out of the ordinary. That's baffling to me. So many people take a strict stance against oral or anal without even trying it.

lol yeah. those modickuns. who could forget them?

HAHAA, What a fantastic pun.

My first time went differently, there was a lot of foreplay before I stuck it in.

I'm the same aswell, I do and have done all sorts of sexual things, but I'm probably going to sound really old fashioned here by saying that missionary is my favourite position, when top or bottom. Not to say that I don't like or do any other position, but missionary is just my favourite, for me, sex just seems to feel better in that position.