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Marvak 05-19-2007 03:44 AM

In wonderland.

Why am I mentally unstable?

OddjobAbe 05-19-2007 03:48 AM

A: Because you witnessed an innocent cake get eaten by a wolf.

Q: Am I a Predator?

Slig 7665 05-19-2007 03:50 AM

Yes you kill lots of thing's

Why is saturn named saturn

OddjobAbe 05-19-2007 03:54 AM

A: Because Sega felt like manufacturing a crappy game system named Saturn.

Q: Am I dead?

Marvak 05-19-2007 03:55 AM

Yes, and be careful because Nate's a necrophiliac.

Why are there magazines full of scantilly-clad women in dad's bottom drawer?

OddjobAbe 05-19-2007 03:58 AM

A: Reasons beyond your knowledge. By the way, does he have any copies of them? (only joking)

Q: Am I a lumberjack?

Marvak 05-19-2007 04:16 AM

Yes... you are, in your own special way.

Why do I have an irrepressable urge to torture something cute just now?

OddjobAbe 05-19-2007 04:21 AM

A: Because:
You're a lumberjack, and you're okay,
you sleep all night, and you work all day,
you cut down trees, you eat your lunch,
you go to the lava-tree,
on wedesdays, you go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea,
You're a lumberjack and you're okay,
you sleep all night and you work all day,
you cut down trees, you skip and jump,
you like to press wild flowers,
you put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars,
You're a lumberjack and you're okay,
you sleep all night and you work all day,
you cut down trees, you wear high heels,
suspenders and a bra,
you wish you'd been a girlie, just like you're dear papa.

Q: Do you smell smoke?

Marvak 05-19-2007 04:40 AM

Yeah, don't worry, I'm just burning my aunt's photos in a voodoo ritual.

Where's the end of the rainbow?

OddjobAbe 05-19-2007 04:47 AM

A: It depends whether you're an Alien or not.

Q: Is 'Face Off' coming soon?

Marvak 05-19-2007 04:56 AM

Hopefully, yes. I'll get started as soon as I get some main plot elements going.

Why are Japanese commercials so weird?

OddjobAbe 05-19-2007 05:32 AM

A:It's not just Japanese commercials. The whole of life is weird.

Q: Who is Mr. Fred?

Abraham Lure 05-19-2007 12:57 PM

The guy who lives in my head...HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?!!! *Hyperventilates then faints*

How do you get to Wonderland?

Marvak 05-19-2007 05:39 PM

You follow the yellow brick road... or something, I forget.

Why do I have something stuck in my eye?

6-finger-fred 05-20-2007 07:08 AM

Don't stand in front of fans with glass blowing out you retard!

Why is Nate a necrophiliac?

Arxryl 05-20-2007 07:35 AM

Because he likes to Phile Necros.




Why don't you write in it? that's what it's for...

OddjobAbe 05-20-2007 08:51 AM

A: Because I prefer to write on the wall - you can't lose a wall, can you? (Anyone who gets the reference gets an e-cookie off Snuzi).

Q: What is it that people have against retarded people?

Arxryl 05-20-2007 09:00 AM

You obviously weren't there for the "Retard vs. Non" war. Many lives were claimed, and grudges were made...




Hm... If you could be any superhero, what ice-cream would you eat?

OddjobAbe 05-20-2007 09:05 AM

A: Spaghetti.

Q: What is a 'retard vs non'?

Arxryl 05-20-2007 09:45 AM

"Retards vs. Non" as in "Mentally challenged vs. Non-mentally challenged." A debate was formed over that and didn't end too well.




If Alcar was president, Xavier was vice-president, Havoc was the Supreme Justice, Mitsur speaker of the house, and Skillya Glowi Alcar's Seceretary, what the hell would I be doing?

OddjobAbe 05-20-2007 09:56 AM

A: Copiously masturbating, as some would say, performing treacherous acts, as I would say.

Q: Do you agree with me that that was an immature thing to say?

Zozo the Zrilufet 05-20-2007 11:12 AM

A: Probably.

Q: If all of the mods blew up, what would everyone do on the forum?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai 05-20-2007 08:44 PM

A: GO NUTZ!!!one!11!!eleventyone!!

Q: Peanut butter and chocolate are now together. Who does jelly turn to?

Marvak 05-20-2007 10:51 PM

A bum.

Why is my shirt all wet and cold? >.<

Patrick Vykkers 05-20-2007 11:04 PM

Damn. You. People. And. Your. TOS. Violating. Questions.
I can't say.
What is the creature on the left of Face Off?

Marvak 05-20-2007 11:15 PM

That would be a one-eyed Intern.
Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai 05-20-2007 11:28 PM

A: Yes. Careful, it's carnivorous.

Q: Junebugs or ladybugs?

Marvak 05-21-2007 12:14 AM

Ladybugs, because people are always confused when they see a male ladybug.

What's you favourite kinda music? :P

OddjobAbe 05-21-2007 06:45 AM

A: ****ING TV THEMES!

Q: Will you please ignore my disgusting language?

Marvak 05-21-2007 07:08 AM

:lol:.....no.

Why's my back hurt?

OddjobAbe 05-21-2007 07:13 AM

A: Because I shot you in it.

Q: Am I the guy off Miami Vice?

snuzi 05-21-2007 08:25 PM

A: Pfft, you wish.

Q: Do you enjoy being sick?

OddjobAbe 05-21-2007 08:49 PM

A: Oh, certainly. I love to regurgitate once in a while.

Q: Do I live in the land of the pixies?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai 05-21-2007 09:13 PM

A: Only the evil ones.

Q: Chuck Norris?

Marvak 05-21-2007 10:23 PM

No, thank you.
What is the meaning of life?

WaterMelody 05-21-2007 10:38 PM

this depends, if you are looking for the meaning of life in material objects, your way off. If your looking for it in space, your even further off. If you are looking for it in loved ones...well..theres just no helping you, is there?

lion, leon or leprichaun

Reiji Neko Mitsukai 05-21-2007 10:43 PM

A: KITTY!

Q: Best way to die?

Marvak 05-21-2007 11:09 PM

Over eating.
Whaddyou wanna be when you grow up?

WaterMelody 05-21-2007 11:14 PM

a real boy

what should we do if we step on a mine?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai 05-21-2007 11:15 PM

A: Panic. End up knocking each other off of it, causing imminent explosion.

Q: What's the difference between slobber and drool?