In wonderland.
Why am I mentally unstable? |
A: Because you witnessed an innocent cake get eaten by a wolf.
Q: Am I a Predator? |
Yes you kill lots of thing's
Why is saturn named saturn |
A: Because Sega felt like manufacturing a crappy game system named Saturn.
Q: Am I dead? |
Yes, and be careful because Nate's a necrophiliac.
Why are there magazines full of scantilly-clad women in dad's bottom drawer? |
A: Reasons beyond your knowledge. By the way, does he have any copies of them? (only joking)
Q: Am I a lumberjack? |
Yes... you are, in your own special way.
Why do I have an irrepressable urge to torture something cute just now? |
A: Because:
You're a lumberjack, and you're okay, you sleep all night, and you work all day, you cut down trees, you eat your lunch, you go to the lava-tree, on wedesdays, you go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea, You're a lumberjack and you're okay, you sleep all night and you work all day, you cut down trees, you skip and jump, you like to press wild flowers, you put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars, You're a lumberjack and you're okay, you sleep all night and you work all day, you cut down trees, you wear high heels, suspenders and a bra, you wish you'd been a girlie, just like you're dear papa. Q: Do you smell smoke? |
Yeah, don't worry, I'm just burning my aunt's photos in a voodoo ritual.
Where's the end of the rainbow? |
A: It depends whether you're an Alien or not.
Q: Is 'Face Off' coming soon? |
Hopefully, yes. I'll get started as soon as I get some main plot elements going.
Why are Japanese commercials so weird? |
A:It's not just Japanese commercials. The whole of life is weird.
Q: Who is Mr. Fred? |
The guy who lives in my head...HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?!!! *Hyperventilates then faints*
How do you get to Wonderland? |
You follow the yellow brick road... or something, I forget.
Why do I have something stuck in my eye? |
Don't stand in front of fans with glass blowing out you retard!
Why is Nate a necrophiliac? |
Because he likes to Phile Necros.
Why don't you write in it? that's what it's for... |
A: Because I prefer to write on the wall - you can't lose a wall, can you? (Anyone who gets the reference gets an e-cookie off Snuzi).
Q: What is it that people have against retarded people? |
You obviously weren't there for the "Retard vs. Non" war. Many lives were claimed, and grudges were made...
Hm... If you could be any superhero, what ice-cream would you eat? |
A: Spaghetti.
Q: What is a 'retard vs non'? |
"Retards vs. Non" as in "Mentally challenged vs. Non-mentally challenged." A debate was formed over that and didn't end too well.
If Alcar was president, Xavier was vice-president, Havoc was the Supreme Justice, Mitsur speaker of the house, and Skillya Glowi Alcar's Seceretary, what the hell would I be doing? |
A: Copiously masturbating, as some would say, performing treacherous acts, as I would say.
Q: Do you agree with me that that was an immature thing to say? |
A: Probably.
Q: If all of the mods blew up, what would everyone do on the forum? |
A: GO NUTZ!!!one!11!!eleventyone!!
Q: Peanut butter and chocolate are now together. Who does jelly turn to? |
A bum.
Why is my shirt all wet and cold? >.< |
Damn. You. People. And. Your. TOS. Violating. Questions.
I can't say. What is the creature on the left of Face Off? |
That would be a one-eyed Intern.
Do you have a pencil I can borrow? |
A: Yes. Careful, it's carnivorous.
Q: Junebugs or ladybugs? |
Ladybugs, because people are always confused when they see a male ladybug.
What's you favourite kinda music? :P |
A: ****ING TV THEMES!
Q: Will you please ignore my disgusting language? |
:lol:.....no.
Why's my back hurt? |
A: Because I shot you in it.
Q: Am I the guy off Miami Vice? |
A: Pfft, you wish.
Q: Do you enjoy being sick? |
A: Oh, certainly. I love to regurgitate once in a while.
Q: Do I live in the land of the pixies? |
A: Only the evil ones.
Q: Chuck Norris? |
No, thank you.
What is the meaning of life? |
this depends, if you are looking for the meaning of life in material objects, your way off. If your looking for it in space, your even further off. If you are looking for it in loved ones...well..theres just no helping you, is there?
lion, leon or leprichaun |
A: KITTY!
Q: Best way to die? |
Over eating.
Whaddyou wanna be when you grow up? |
a real boy
what should we do if we step on a mine? |
A: Panic. End up knocking each other off of it, causing imminent explosion.
Q: What's the difference between slobber and drool? |