Well... yeah. Especially that part about you being vegetarian. Ya' derned carnivore.
ORO? |
A: No, Orion.
Q: Who is Mr. Bean's brother? OT: :
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A:Mr Pod
Q: Who likes vegimite and honey mixed? |
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A: Uhhhh....Havoc. Or Scooby doo, he seems to eat anything. Q: Why does my friend keep arguing with her siblings over stupid stuff? |
A: Because she enjoys wasting time.
Q: Could I possibly be sociopathic? |
A: Do you think you are?
Q: What does Willow-O-wisp mean? I read it somewhere.... |
A:It's a willow that whispers to schizophrenics, hence they hear the voice.
Q:If I'm 15 and my brother's 12, why is one of my professors a stupid drunk? |
A: Because he drank stupidly
Q: How is the sum of the parts ungreater than the whole? |
DUH!
A:Cause the whole in parts isn't better than a non-sliced whole, DUH!
Q:Expired mars candy bar filled with onions and garlic or 12345Abe? |
A: Nononono.
Q: What's a Percy? |
A:It's this guy I know that lives in UK...
Q:If a bottle falls off the third floor of a building, considering that a car will drive 88 mph about 5 miles away, what's the square root of 647.58432? |
Looks like a Blue Clues game! Let's go to our crayon and think chair! Quick, Blue, run away!
Do vulchers enjoy to eat on the garabes of the local parks in the Sahara desert? |
A. No, no, They eat the vulchers.
Q. Is micky realy that fine? |
Mickey? Why would he be fine? He runs aorund in his ef'ing underwear...
If money grew on plants, would I be the first to know? |
A. Money growing on plants. Ridiculous.
Q. How big is small? |
Uh..........
Why did Moxco.'s previous response have nothing to do with my question? |
A:cause Moxco didnt want it to
Q: What is River Tams real name? |
A: I haven't the slightest clue.
Q: I loves me some White Castle burgers. Who else loves them some White Castle burgers? |
A. Pink Castles inhabitants.
Q. Who is Moe? |
A: The bar tender in Springfeild.
Q: Why is there no link between apes and humans? |
half-dead
A:Because humans ruin this world and apes don't!
Q:Why is this forum so half-dead? EDIT:OOPS! I used 12345Abe's account! It's actually me, Fortesque! Sorry for the inconvinience... (He IS my brother, unfortunately. I don't have 2 accounts!) |
Because you are look at things as if it is half empty. For me, this forum is half-alive! (In reality, this forum is really a little more active than it was three monthes ago, so I wouldn't consider it dead at all.)
Will The Iconoclast ever make that OAK forum? |
@ Slaveless: I remember it being more alive 3 months ago?
A. Is he even active? Q. How come every statement in this post ends wit a question-mark? |
A: Because you are a compulsive question mark user. Don't worry- it's curable.
Q: Why did everyone start asking questions that actually make sense in the "Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions" thread? |
Because it is stupid to so in such a topic. So answering stupidly or seriousily is still pretty stupid.
E-mail: Another chance to escape from life, or actually something useful? |
A: Depends on what you use it for. Ordering underwear? Useful. Sending random flames to people in your address book? Not so much.
Q: What does the Oddworld Forums smell like? |
A: Headaches
Q: What does the E in Email stand for? |
A: Electrodohickythingamabob. Yeah.
Q: Why am I easily distracted by shiny things? |
A: Really though what is it about shiny things that catches the eye of an animal or human? Just because it's bright you want it, I know it's a commonly used joke but I want a seroius answer. But if you want a stupid answer. Because your shallow.
Q: Will you spell ICUP for me? |
A: ICUP
Q: CheeseEater or Eater of Cheese? |