It was, and still is, a boy.

Its name is Brock.

Hope it goes well!

congratulations OANST!

I sincerely hope he grows up to befriend at least one boy named Ash, but hopefully many hundreds in his life.

I get the feeling that if I was more familiar with Pokemon I may have chosen a different name....

Nah don't worry. He's going to be a very loving boy. All the girls will love him.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-W...264/15%2B-%2B1

Seriously though. Congrats OANST. :)

Pikachu or something...

A lot of people were campaigning for Zeke because of the other kids being Zac, and Zoey. I, however, was not interested in continuing a pattern started by her and her ex, even though I do kind of like the name.

With those names you could've made them into a cartoon with a catchy intro melody

Shoulda gone with a name starting with 'A' so that you could have A-Z twice.

No don’t you see, they already have Z so now they need the rest of the alphabet. They already have Abbey, Brock, next is Charlotte…

If Steph had her way we probably would end up with Charlotte. She keeps mentioning giving Brock a baby sister, and I keep mentioning performing home surgery on my testicles.

In keeping with the mad scientist hair posts, I over slept a bit today, and went to work looking like this:

http://i.imgur.com/kXVsZy.jpg?1

I've started smoking a little bit again because it makes me look cool and I'm trying to kill myself in a way that is socially acceptable.

Also I'm thinking of shaving my sides.

Smoking doesn't make you cool. At least not in that particular photo. Also, I'm offended by you smoking, because why not. Here, grab a lolipop

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/...idShit/stm.jpg

Thanks man.

Why are your sides so hairy? That's just weird.

I dunno man, it's like all my hair is on my sides.

Gross.

Dude learn how to roll better (y)

Hey no way guy! Don't you know the more beat up your cig looks the edgier you are? Why, just ask Tumblr.

http://i.imgur.com/zWMd82x.png

I need a haircut.

Ench my man!

just out of interest, what brand do you buy? i smoke John Player Special. roll-ups, because it's cheaper.

What? It looks good just like that.

It's actually a lot longer than I managed to make it look there.

Even better! Take a photo of that too. :D

Cute baby, activate!

Good job, baby.

Cute baby, deactivate!

Baby: *starts pissing, shitting and vomiting all over basically everything, then cries and screams for hours and hours*

Yes, that is night time baby. Night time baby hates daddy.

You have my deepest condolences. I wouldn't find the mental strenght.

The babies should be like 7 from the start. It'd be much easier.

Better than working midnights/less better than just sleeping.

Working at night seems like an another type of unimaginable evil to me

Aww, cute kid!

aww.

and i want that shark teddy.

Something's definitely wrong with eyes of the bear on the left

One says "cute kid" to be polite.

Very healthy to post pictures of a baby on a public forum (based on Oddworld).

Before you know, the kid's gonna transform into a mudokon

Aww. Vlam's mad at me.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1454635051

I rarely take photos of my ugly self, But here's a recent one of me and my girlfriend, after moving into London :)

Yes. Oh, dear god. So hideous. Can't. Look. Directly. At it.

Just vile.