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Nate 07-09-2011 06:10 AM

I think this song is now relevant to the discussion:



Oh, and in case I need to remind you... I've touched those boobs.

Ridg3 07-09-2011 06:39 AM

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I meant, nigh impossible without vomiting. I don't mind cunnilingus, but almost literally licking a carpet is horrible.

THEN DO IT RIGHT!

Strike Witch 07-09-2011 07:37 AM

So do you guys use any sex toys for solo or with partner adventures?

thoughts? are they a novelty or a necessity to you for masturbation or whatever>

abe is now! 07-09-2011 08:42 AM

I hope you are talking to girls!

Dixanadu 07-09-2011 11:11 AM

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Also I like the smooth feel more. I love smooth skin :3

Same, but after a week or so, the smoothness is replaced by ungodly prickly sensations.

T-nex 07-09-2011 11:25 AM

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Same, but after a week or so, the smoothness is replaced by ungodly prickly sensations.

Thats why i tweesed :D but lacked the attentionspan to keep doing so x_x I maaaaayyyy consider waxing if I feel masochistic enough and have someone to help me.

Goresplatter 07-09-2011 12:47 PM

Is there not a cream you can use to remain smooth? :p

As for toys, no. But whipped cream can be fun and flexible. :D

STM 07-09-2011 01:03 PM

You should use electro hair removal it's painless and you can do it yourself/ get your partner to do it for you.

Dixanadu 07-09-2011 01:18 PM

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Thats why i tweesed :D

Serious? That sounds more painful than waxing.

Waxing hurts less the more you do it. Grow some balls.

JennyGenesis 07-09-2011 02:35 PM

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So do you guys use any sex toys for solo or with partner adventures?

thoughts? are they a novelty or a necessity to you for masturbation or whatever>

Like I said, Cock rings do nothing to me though if my partner wants to wear one that fine by me. I enjoy to use handcuffs and blindfolds and things like but I'm unsure if that kinda comes under a different category.

I enjoy using flavoured lube. But please take my advice and make sure that the both of you (or more) like the taste....................>_<

Sekto Springs 07-09-2011 04:00 PM

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So do you guys use any sex toys for solo or with partner adventures?

Toys are great for enhancing the experience.

I get alot of shit from people when I tell them I sometimes incorporate toys into sex. They always crack shit about how I should be good enough in bed that I don't need to involve toys. That's a load of bullshit. The body reacts in completely different ways to certain toys than it does to another body, so to think of them as a replacement instead of an enhancement is retarded. If you can replicate the sensation a vibrator gives a girl, then you must be some kind of cyborg mutant.

Anal stims are great for girls who get turned on by anal play but aren't ready to have a cock rammed up there. Most - if not all - the girls I've been with responded positively to the use of toys during sex. It can only add to the experience, really.

I myself have never partaken in the use of toy stimulation, though I'd be interested in trying a cock ring.

Dixanadu 07-11-2011 12:36 PM

I tried a cock ring once. It was more ticklish than anything.

It was a bastard to get off afterwards though.

JennyGenesis 07-11-2011 03:16 PM

http://www.skyintimates.com/images/t...pthroat_us.jpg

Anybody else ever used one of these?

Me and my boyfriend had one and we enjoyed using it but then we noticed that it started to develop a really offputting smell like it was rotting away or something so we binned it.

Emesdee 07-11-2011 04:23 PM

That's probably because those are meant for single use only.

JennyGenesis 07-11-2011 04:36 PM

Since when? I highly doubt it's for single use................

Emesdee 07-11-2011 05:01 PM

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Since when? I highly doubt it's for single use................

The only ones that are meant to be reused are the Flip Holes, since you can open them up and clean them. The standard Tenga's are meant to be single use, and then thrown away. Doesn't stop some people from putting on a condom to help make it last longer though.

Disgruntled Intern 07-11-2011 06:25 PM

Gross.

JennyGenesis 07-12-2011 01:58 AM

Never saw any instruction about single use and we cleaned it after every use anyway.

Nemo 07-12-2011 04:26 AM

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So do you guys use any sex toys for solo or with partner adventures?

thoughts? are they a novelty or a necessity to you for masturbation or whatever>

I have a plug that I use occasionally. It's nice and all, but it really doesn't do as much as I had hoped it would when I got it. I'd prefer a dong or a vibrator.

JennyGenesis 07-18-2011 04:10 AM

I have a friend who works in a supermarket and he has informed me that they are now selling glow in the dark condoms. I'm goona assume in this day and age that he is not lieing, looks like something fun

Would anybody else here try them? I WOULD :D

Nate 07-18-2011 06:40 AM

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I have a friend who works in a supermarket and he has informed me that they are now selling glow in the dark condoms. I'm goona assume in this day and age that he is not lieing, looks like something fun

Would anybody else here try them? I WOULD :D

You've seriously never heard of these before? They've been around for years.

Personally, I prefer not to have sex in complete darkness.

Phylum 07-18-2011 06:40 AM

They made them when radium was first discovered. They then stopped making them.

STM 07-18-2011 06:50 AM

Glow in the dark condoms....if your having sex why oh why would you be staring at your cock admiring whatever fluorescent lightsaber fest is going on?

Jordan 07-18-2011 07:09 AM

That sounds awesome actually. I could seriously have hours of fun with those things. I'd so love to try a Star Wars battle with glow in the dark jonnies.

JennyGenesis 07-18-2011 08:16 AM

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You've seriously never heard of these before? They've been around for years.

Personally, I prefer not to have sex in complete darkness.

Nope, never knew of their existence, and I do enjoy sex in the dark

So I've actually been out and bought some :D

STM 07-18-2011 08:21 AM

Prepare for cancer of the penis.

Phylum 07-18-2011 08:42 AM

I don't think I made it clear that they've since stopped using Radium.

Wings of Fire 07-18-2011 08:42 AM

I'm beginning to get the sneaking suspicion that JG is a twink.

Bullet Magnet 07-18-2011 08:52 AM

You guys do realise than neither Radium nor its compounds actually glow in the dark? Except when it's on fire.

Crashpunk 07-18-2011 04:27 PM

Listen to Kings of Leon as well then
It makes YOUR SEX ON FIRE!

JennyGenesis 07-18-2011 04:33 PM

Hate that song, am I the only one who feels it became popular because of it's name? So that young kids into pop music have an excuse to say sex without getting bitched at?

I believe this is a new thing to discuss in this thread now ;)

Only ever listened to Doro when having sex, can't think of anything else appropiate for the moment that I listen to, apart from Destruction, maybe...

My ex would plug his Ipod into some speakers and just put it on shuffle but it mainly consisted of songs not for my taste plus I was concentrating on something else so I really cannot remember what songs played, apart from a song by Epica and Boney M - Belfast which as odd as this sounds was fun to song along to at the same time...

STM 07-18-2011 05:16 PM

Obviously, The Bad Touch is on the list of things to listen too while having sex. Heh. And afterwards:


JennyGenesis 07-19-2011 02:47 AM

They should have had that song in The 40 Year Old Virgin

Or have it suddenly play in the background just as you cum.

Havoc 07-19-2011 03:49 PM

The chances for a threesome are slowly rising for me. Friday my GF is going to see a movie with a female date, after which we're going out for drinks, possibly straight to her house.

Very exciting.

JennyGenesis 07-19-2011 03:51 PM

Lucky for some

All my threesome plans go wrong :(

Almost did it once, we were all up for it, until the other two saw each other...

Speaking of which, one of my sexual fantasies involves a threesome, but with certain people, it will never happen, hence why it's a fantasy :p

Alcar 07-20-2011 05:15 AM

My last threesome was awesome. Here's hoping, Havoc.

Alcar...

Havoc 07-20-2011 02:32 PM

There is now talk (between the girls, I'm not supposed to know this yet :tard:) of getting a 3-person hotel room. Fuck yeah.

JennyGenesis 07-20-2011 03:05 PM

How do you know?

If you are not supposed to know?

Havoc 07-20-2011 03:07 PM

Cuz my GF is secretly telling me what they are discussing :p

JennyGenesis 07-20-2011 03:08 PM

Oh, I thought that the pair of them were discussing it in private, had no idea one of them was telling you things.