Well excuse me if I've been absent for a few months. I wasn't really up to trawling through 28 pages of ponies.

Ok,.so if you had to, Twilight, or a real pony?

You wouldn't ever have to. That would never fucking ever be a possible instance. It's not funny, the novelty wore off the second or third time you shared that you wanted to fuck an animal, give it a break.

No but if you had to. I'm just making conversation. You'll never have to decide if you'd rather be blind or deaf, but that comes up a lot.

Where would you rather I stuck my burning hot poker, your eyes or your ears?

I don't really understand the distinction. If you were in a position to enter congress with Sparkle, surely she would have to be a real, physical pony?

She doesn't. No one ever said that. Its never going to happen is it? We're just having a bit of banter. Lighten up, STM!

That's not banter, it's banal.

Keep reading a thread you don't like, STM. Keep reading it.

Nepsotic... there's a limit, dude.
I'm cool with discussing ponies, but I'd like to keep this thread relatively clop-free. It just makes everything look bad. If you want to discuss pony sexuality, join Ponibooru.

Hmm, OK, how about your favourite episode?

Though I agree, I'm curious as to what Nepsotic is actually trying to suggest. I mean... unless a cartoon is morphed into a physical object, he's just going to be ramming his weiner into a TV display. Which he can already do, provided he doesn't mind picking LCD cells out of his peehole.

Assuming he has an LCD tv and not a glass cathode ray.
My favorite episode? Hard to say. They all have their pros and cons. The season 2 finale was pretty sweet.

Last page he said he watches it on the phone, so it's rather a flat screen

I wonder why this thread is in The Classics.

I just wonder why this is a thread.

Wow. That must have taken a lot of work...

I'm astounded that this is still in Welcome and Birthdays for neither topic is relevant.

We're very welcoming.

Especially ponies get a very VERY warm welcome.

In a butt. From Nepsotic.

Because horses generally have more than one arsehole.

Ask Nepsotic, I’m sure he’s intimately familiar with horse anatomy by now.

You'd be surprised what some people come up with.

I'm gonna ask MeechMunchie to give his creation two horse arseholes in Design Democracy.

And I'll request that the next person requests that they are removed.

I'm interested to see how MM captures the subtle distinction between a horse anus and any other anus on a small size drawing.

I'm now curious as to how many cool members (as opposed to the FC nerds - and they are nerds, even by our standards) read Design Democracy.

I should read that sometime.

It's cleaned up since the kool krew left. Ridg3, Phylum, STM - the guys who joined around the same time as me. Shame. No more giant insectoid Robotnik testicles.