I'm sure we can create some sex games using the Oddworld games ;)

No! Don't! Don't I tell you!

Then I will say this now. I won't be attending unless there is booze!

I won't be attending unless there's at least one willing female, since I'm about the only straight person in this place.

MoxCo might be the closest thing you'll get :p

Sorry MoxCo :p

Then I'm literally not coming. :tard:

So you aren't reading about it?

I'm on your wavelength.

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It was 3AM okay... :fuzsad:

Monogamy is for quitters.

Alcar...

I feel like I'm not doing my best if I'm not concentrating on one thing. If I ever had a threesome I'd feel bad for the other two people not getting my best performance.

This, pretty much.

Threesomes just sound like they'd be tiring.

Wait... other two people not getting in on the performance? Surely at least one of them would be? Unless you waste the occasion by only... self-performing... :p

I'm pretty sure a girl would be able to entertain two guys. And, having said that, a guy could entertain two girls pretty well, if he was good at cunniligus. Simple answer; see porn for inspiration.

You sound like you've never had sex before.

You sound like you have no imagination or stamina. It helps to be hyperactive. :p

Do it when your drunk!

It's awesome!

Last time I had drunken sex I fell on the floor :D

You're looking to porn for sexual inspiration and she's got no imagination?

Uh-huh.

No, I was suggesting it to her, as she seems incapable of imagining how a threesome could possibly work.

EDIT: Drunken sex is always great. It can get very clumsy but it's always funny :D

God you're stupid. threesome's require all three participants to be doing something, or it's just a "two and some lump of meat"-some. I can't devote myself fully if I have to divide my attentions, so I think it's uncomfortable and annoying.

Have you ever tried it? I thought women could multi-task. Fellatio and coitus at the same time isn't that complicated. It can't be me that's stupid as threesomes are widely known as existing and happening - which means it obviously can work, and you just don't see how.

Why you would want a threesome in the first place amazes me, seems an odd thing to do.

Curiosity. It's not something for everyone, but for me it would be interesting to try. :)

Can =/= should

Well then don't call me stupid for having a different opinion to you.

Drunken sex is annoying. It takes ages to fucking come.

After fifteen minutes, it's not even sex to me. It's just a mad rush to finish, I've made a mental note to never tense my legs again. I took a cramp at the back of my leg during and had to stop, crying like a babe.

After nearly ten minutes it stopped. Bored, I played the Xbox.

She was not amused.

LOL, excellent. It unnerves my girlfriend when she thinks she hasn't done well enough when as soon as it's over, I play some PS3. :p Any other men ever find they become extremely easily distracted just after finishing sex?

it is if you're a lesbian

Sir, you have a point! More research is required.

You don't understand the fun of having two willing girls crawling over you?

You sir, are either gay or a virgin. But more than likely both.

Well it's your preference not mine, thankfully we live in a world where we don't all have one overwhelming opinion.