A:No i didnt win Lotto
Q:What is a Firefly? (trick question)

A: A bad movie?
Q: When people have wierd faces do you laugh at them at first sight?

No, I stare, and then look away, and then guffaw...not laugh.




Why don't I have a life?

A: Because you want us to think you don't have one.

Q: What do you hate the most?

A. You telling me not to ask "Where are they going?".
Q. What do you hate the most?

A: Idiocy.

Q: Was my sandwich winking at me?

A: Yes, I believe it was.

Q: Have you heard about the guy who got fired for giving his boss coffee and not tea?

A:Nope cause I live down in the whops
Q:How can the sun burn in space if there is no oxygen in space?

A: Because the sun consists of many gases.

Q: Why does OANST think I'm a liar?

A: Cause you lie?
Q: Why am i so mad?

A: Because you have premenstrual dysphoric disorder.
Q: Why do I never get off the computer?

A: Because you are possessed by it.

Q: Does Skillyaslig really think I lie?

A. Is there any one that doesn't?
Q. Who lives on Dury Lane?

A: You're momma.

Q: Why does MoxCo implying that he thinks I'm a liar?

A: Cause he thinks your a liar?
Q:How many carrots do you get in a bag?

Depends how many bags there are. ;)

Is there a snake in mah boots?

A: What type of boots are they?
Q:How many hairs do the average human eyebrow have?

Wait...people have eyebrows?

How come yin and yang are racist? (yin is powerful and white, yang is powerless and black)

A: Clearly a white man created it
Q: Why do we have toes?

A. We have toes?
Q. Why doesn't oddjob just get that I was being a moron when I said he was lying?

OT: The yin & The yang means men and women not black people and white people.

Because my walls are made of fudge.

Is my floor made of vegetables?

A. No, but your table is a vege-table.
Q. When did Havoc go in a bikini?

A: In your dream *Shudders*
Q: Rubics cube or Rubix cube?

A:Rubix cube
Q: Am I a carnivore, omnivore or herbivore?

A. Your a herbivore and a carnivor but you defintly not a omnivore.
Q. Pie or Pi?

A. Depends on the situation, wether it be mathematical or digestivical.
Q. HOW DO U SHOP WOOP?

A: I dunno, look up wikipedia.
Q: Why does my friend's dog eat sheep wool he finds lying on the ground?

A. Because hes a moron.
Q. Is it diet sheep wool?

Well, I wouldn't call it fattening.




Why are mice even around? They are so irritating and i am going paranoid.

A:Because people are too lazy to put away food.
Oh and Moxco Im a herbivore (vegetrian)
Q:Is every thing I say a lie?