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abe is now! 06-07-2008 01:26 AM

Xavier: 15
Nate: 15

Xavier +
Nate -

My love for Xavier on the island is forever.

mudling 06-07-2008 01:34 AM

Xavier: 16
Nate: 14

+ Xavier
- Nate

Oh, and I did realise, but by the time I did, I had just clicked the post button, and when I clicked the edit button, my internet stopped working, so I gave up and left the room.

Wil 06-07-2008 02:14 AM

An annual mod survivor island sounds good.

+ Xavier: 17
− Nate: 13

Grandi 06-07-2008 02:44 AM

- Xavier: 16
+ Nate: 14

Not too fast round ;)

Wings of Fire 06-07-2008 02:57 AM

+ Xavier: 17
- Nate: 13

Inb4 midday

Wil 06-07-2008 03:51 AM

+ Xavier: 18
− Nate: 12

Splat 06-07-2008 04:01 AM

Let me tell you all a story:

There was a woman who was sitting in an armchair in her living room, reading a book about the cruelties of battery-farming chickens. She had not slept well the previous night and now found herself nodding off.
She began to dream and, as so often happens, the dream was an odd mix of all the experience and information she had taken in that day. She dreamt that she herself was a battery-farm-chicken who had stopped laying and so was being taken to the chopping block to become tonight's dinner for the farmer.
She was carried into a great barn, her head laid on a wooden block and an axe raised above her head, ready to plunge.
By now her husband had come home from work and found her sleeping in the armchair. Wanting his dinner, he tapped her on the back of the neck to wake her.
Unfortunately, at the very same moment he tapped her neck, the axe in her dream struck her. The shock of the dream combined with the real-life-neck-tapping was so great that she had a heart-attack and died.

There is one very apparent flaw in that story, and it is also the same reason why there was no comic for the end of the last round.

There will be one for the final however. I'm not that cruel.
And if it's late it'll be your own faults. Just cus.

- Xavier: 17
+ Nate: 13

Wil 06-07-2008 04:10 AM

So you were asleep and dreaming of writing a comic? I don’t get it.

AlienMagi 06-07-2008 04:27 AM

X: 16
N: 14

Splat 06-07-2008 04:39 AM

Ooh, Max, you've disappointed me.

No, I'm not going to explain. You'll have to work it out for yourself, unless anyone else solves it and is kind enough to post the answer (which of course they're not obliged to do).

Wings of Fire 06-07-2008 04:42 AM

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()
Ooh, Max, you've disappointed me.

No, I'm not going to explain. You'll have to work it out for yourself.

I hope the flaw in your analogy is deliberate, as in you had not stopped producing 'eggs', in fact each one was better than the last.

Splat 06-07-2008 05:05 AM

No, now you're thinking too hard.

Slaveless 06-07-2008 05:15 AM

Oh, I get it! If the woman had died from her dream being mixed with a real feeling, then no one could possibly know how she died. Only she could, since she did not share the reason of her death before she... died. Therefore, there could not be a story.

If you were to dead, you couldn't possibly explain why you died... Since it happened to you and you alone. Therefore, the artist could not depict his death after it happened. Only another artist.

Nate 06-07-2008 06:20 AM

- Xavier: 15
+ Nate: 15

Laser 06-07-2008 06:25 AM

He's my picture of your death Splat ;)

Enjoy...sorry for the size of it though

Alcar 06-07-2008 07:41 AM

- Xavier: 14
+ Nate: 16

Alcar...

Oddey 06-07-2008 12:36 PM

+ Xavier: 15
- Nate: 15
Still want Xav to win.

Havoc 06-07-2008 02:12 PM

This could go on for a really long time...

Wil 06-07-2008 02:39 PM

Jealous.

Splat 06-07-2008 03:35 PM

Down with beardy! Up with Boney!

+ Xavier: 16
- Nate: 14

If the winner doesn't have 30 points at the end we'll have to start again.


I spent several hours making sprites and scenery for the bits of the finale I'm sure of today, and in the meantime, here's one for all the mods who've been tragically kicked from the island so far...

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1212881564

:devil:
You can bet this wouldn't be happening if it was me on there! :p
(And that is as explicit as I'm ever gonna get!)

Wings of Fire 06-07-2008 04:03 PM

+ Xavier: 17
- Nate: 13

Fantastic.

Wil 06-07-2008 04:53 PM

+ Xavier: 18
− Nate: 12

Alcar 06-07-2008 05:36 PM

- Xavier: 17
+ Nate: 13

Oh come on! Sex!

Alcar...

Strike Witch 06-07-2008 06:01 PM

YAOI.

Now.

And then have a zoom out and reveal this was all just me and Kastere writing a Slashfic.

Nate 06-07-2008 06:46 PM

- Xavier: 16
+ Nate: 14

Sorry Xav, you're just not my type.

mudling 06-07-2008 08:45 PM

I can't believe it took everyone so long to figure out the fault, I got it first go, but I think I heard it before somewhere....
Anyway could you at least make a commic out of that, I mean, that is the only reason I voted against you splat.

Oh, and this is going to go on forever:

+ Xavier: 17
- Nate: 13

Leto 06-07-2008 09:59 PM

Xavier: 16 -
Nate: 16 +
Splat: 16

We're all equal. Men, women, white, black, penis size, breast size.

AlienMagi 06-07-2008 10:32 PM

:

()
Xavier: 16 -
Nate: 16 +
Splat: 16

Err, Splat is dead... And your votes are wrong. Edit that.

Anyway:


X: 16
N: 14

Grandi 06-07-2008 11:12 PM

X: 15
N: 15

Laser 06-08-2008 12:17 AM

Sweet jesus,

Xavier: 16
Nate: 14

+ Xav

- Nate

abe is now! 06-08-2008 02:14 AM

Xavier: 17
Nate: 13

Xavier +
Nate -

Oddey 06-08-2008 02:15 AM

Xavier: 18
Nate: 12

+ Xav

- Nate

Alcar 06-08-2008 03:52 AM

- Xavier: 17
+ Nate: 13

Alcar...

OddjobAbe 06-08-2008 04:00 AM

+Xavier: 18
-Nate: 12

Sorry, Nate.

Splat 06-08-2008 06:09 AM

Meh, might make the comic some time, or make hints towards my fait in the finale.

+Xavier: 19
-Nate: 11

(Oh, and thanks for giving me time to work on this last comic!)

Wil 06-08-2008 06:29 AM

+ Xavier: 20
− Nate: 10

If Nate goes out, Xav will be the last mod left ‘‘‘‘alive’’’’ on the island. Think about it.

Wings of Fire 06-08-2008 06:57 AM

+ Xavier: 21
− Nate: 9

Hai gaize!

mudling 06-08-2008 01:38 PM

+ Xavier: 22
− Nate: 8

Wings of Fire 06-08-2008 03:10 PM

+ Xavier: 23
- Nate: 7

Isn't the pointless counter bandwagon supposed appear around about now?

Wil 06-08-2008 03:15 PM

− Xavier: 22
+ Nate: 8

Need moar time!!!!