Want a silentfuck? Get a Tempur-Pedic, no springs.

It's a space-age.... miracle..... something mattress that absorbs farts admirably.

Punch it and it hurts your fist.... which will probably be other places anyway.

Psh. Whatever. I'll take arthritis.

If you feel stupid moaning someone's name, imagine the entire, "Oh yeah! Take it bitch, oooh you like that!"

I...could never say that...

But it's such a derogatory turn-on!

Alcar...

Yes, it can be.

That, and "Oh, you're so tight!".

Alcar...

Couldn't resist, could you?

I just get, "Oh, you're so big!"

:p

Ah, the subtle differences between seme and uke.

Alcar...

Seme out of circumstantial happenstance.

Uke at heart.

It's all good.

UKULELE

TO EVERYONE OUT THERE

THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT UKULELE'S AND THEIR SIZES

REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANYTHING ELSE

Funnily enough, I only think of Tiny Tim when I hear "uke" anyway. To me, a uke is a ukelele. And I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Is Funnily even a word? Funnelly?

Answered my own question; Firefox didn't underline the word when I typed it.

*delete post*

Funnily enough, Ghost has so assaulted this forum weeabooiness, that even I now fucking know what seme and uke is. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, woman.

This is why learning disabilities kick ass. You don't remember shoes.

What`s subtle about it ?

One is pitching and one is catching.

Oh for christ sake...

It puzzles me which would be better... Oh, think of the fun.

In related news, the doctor says I'm fine and that I can start ploughing through my usual rate of new men each week.

Alcar...

Congratulations. Heheh. Ploughing.

Usually I'd tell a friend to "Stay Loose"... but in this situation it would have the wrong implication.

Keep livin' life free and easy dude.

/surferbum

What do you mean for ploughing?

Fucking. Shagging. Banging. Or more formally, sexual intercourse.

i can never tell if AIN is putting it on or not. in a joking way.

Neither can I. I have feeling that he was.

Considering I was there for that very reason... yes.

Alcar...

So how are you doing it there in the big city Pete? Do you have a little black book of numbers you call when you're feeling randy and go down the list, or do you just go out with friends and simply expect that a fuck or a gangbang or whatever is going to be involved? :fuzconf:

I have a separate mobile that is fondly known as the Sex Line to my friends, which acts as my little black book ;)

Alcar...

Hmm , a different twist for the term Phone Sex. :D