A: To the pub.
Q: Have you ever been hit by Father Jack Hackett? |
A. Yes, I have not.
Q. Is Rexy going to ban me? |
A: Only one way to find out...
Q: Where is the village of the Mushroom Men? |
Oh, on Fungus Street, of course.
How many bottles of bear on the world? |
A. None, oddjob drank them all.
Q. What did Oddjob do when he was drunk? |
A: I killed all the world's politicians and blamed the loss of booze on MoxCo, as he had become a politician, and politicians do nothing right, especially Tony Blair.
Q: Do you have any booze left for me? |
A. No and your not Oddjob.
Q Why is speed the srab slow. |
OT: I'm sorry, Brad, Tony and my cousin came to the flat, Brad logged in, so when I answered, I was logged in on Brad's (Speed the Scrab's) account.
A: I killed all the world's politicians and blamed the loss of booze on MoxCo, as he had become a politician, and politicians do nothing right, especially Tony Blair. Q: Do you have any booze left for me? |
A. Er, I just answered that.
Q. Why did Objob reaske an answered question. |
A: Because I was on here when you posted, so the post didn't show.
Q: Did MoxCo bother to read my explanation conserning a mistake in identity? |
A. Yes and it was very confussing.
Q. Is oddjob going to replie to this? |
A: Apparently not, as I am replying to it.
Q: Is MoxCo a spammer? |
A:Yes
Q:Why does a rabbit deliver easter eggs???? |
A: Because it needs money to pay for child support.
Q: What are you looking at? |
A: At my overly large e-penis.
Q: Is mister banana phone cool? |
Hell yes. Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring banana phone!
Was there a subliminal message in that? |
A: Of course not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to eat a banana split.
Q: Corny, no? |
A: Well... I don't really see what corn has to do with it, but okay...
Q: Nerf? |
A: Turf
Q: Can I apologise that my previous question had a smiley face in because I forgot to make a space between the colon and the 'D'? |
Q: Indeed you may. Although that doesn't get rid of the confusion it probably caused MoxCo when he read it.
Q: I'm breaking your balls and right away you're getting...what? |
A: Offended that you'd do such a thing to me.
Q: Why does the blue screen of death tell me to 'press any key to continue', then bring me back to the blue screen of death? |
A: That's what it's supposed to do. It's supposed to keep doing that until you get so frustraited you hang yourself. That's why it's called the Blue Screen of Death.
Q: What's with the sunglasses Abe wears in the "Use Yr Imagination" video? |
Q: The sun was in his eyes.
A: Who's that person hanging by the neck from the ceiling with a Windows logo printed on his forehead next to me? |
A: Another victim of the Blue Screen of Death. Or possibly a Windows competitor.
Q: Why did Alf have gold teeth? |
A: Cuz he was da bling bling nigga!!
Q: Dead cow meat is jummy, do you like dead cow meat? |
A: No, because I'm vegetarian.
Q: How will I dispose of the dead person's body without being spotted? |
A. You eat it.
Q. Fredy got fingered? |
A: Did he, really?
Q: What's your problem? |
A:Ill answer with my question.
Q: How come every god dam time I make a post in this thread I'm replying to snuzi?!?!(I mean you can check it's been like everytime!) |
A: I haven't the slightest clue. Guess you're just lucky ;).
Q: Do you feel lucky? |