Time to counterfeit.

http://i11.tinypic.com/4c8a5xv.jpg

Leave it to the law to decide.

The other two branches veto the judge's ruling.

http://i14.tinypic.com/2q8ddg4.jpg

There goes the Supreme Court.

http://i13.tinypic.com/4c06fls.jpg

Gasp! Yes, I have!

Rally the troops!

http://i16.tinypic.com/2rr02tj.jpg


We don't need troops.

Now look at what you've done. You've offended this poor atheist. I smell a lawsuit and/or a debate brewing.

http://i13.tinypic.com/2sbpf91.jpg

Can fix any problem.

Did I mention he's an addict?

http://i13.tinypic.com/4gjfm7q.jpg

That can be fixed, too.

A tree died to make that chair.

http://i10.tinypic.com/2cp3od5.jpg

Oh, but it can be replaced.
By the mighty powers of the fake plastic tree!!

They won't last long because of air pollution.

http://i16.tinypic.com/2cz63d1.jpg

Fake plastic trees do not die of pollution. Silly boy.

Fire'll still wreck 'em though.

OT: I didn't even notice that you put plastic trees. I really must be out of it.

Ah... Look at that beautiful water... It'll smash your fire to pieces! (Not literally)

Damn that dam!
http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd2882/h...erial-91.3.jpg

http://www.theblackrepublican.net/images/straw.jpg
The straws have sucked up the water!!

http://www.lima.ohio-state.edu/acade...ges/amoeba.jpg

Amoeba needs no straw.

http://www.sulfursoap.com/sulfur-soap-10.jpg
Let's wash our trouble away.

E Coli isn't affected by soap.

http://marrella.meteor.wisc.edu/aos100.101/bullhorn.gif
HELLO, PEOPLE, YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF BRAINLESS BASTARDS.

The Grammar Gorillas say: "It's 'you're', not 'your'."

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8646/dk3ca.jpg
Donkey and Diddy run off to bonk the Grammar Gorillas on the head with coconuts.

Koko is smarter than the both of 'em.

http://www.sulinet.hu/eletestudomany...ber/1212-3.jpg
Hey, don't leave the other great apes out!

He's their leader.