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Now this is a gaybar I'd love to go to, must be full of interesting characters...
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This seems a bit pretentious on my behalf but I thought it clever and thought I'd share it. Enjoy.
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Ohh musician puns. How I love them.
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I had to write a poem about Easter. I ran out of time at the end, so the last lines are a bit rubbish. A man by the codename of CHRIST Is famous for having died twice. He appeared to his friends With holes in both hands, Despite passing the previous night. Oh, the Romans did not give a toss As he suffered away on that cross. But the Lord, in his way, Had meddled that day And left those poor guards at a loss, For Christ's mortal frame, Whilst appearing the same, Was apparently without life or soul. So a guard who was near Gave a jab with his spear, But left only a great bloody hole. For the spirit of that preacher most blessed Had been divinely repossessed. So by way of a grave, He was dumped in a cave And left his friends somewhat distressed. Three days to the minute went by. But then a Heavenly chorus did cry, As the Lord's only child Stood up and smiled... Which is quite hard to do when you've died. Now that's all very fine, But the passage of time Has rendered our Easters much changed; Now more about gluts Of eggs and chocolate Than the King of the Jews once estranged. So now, this seasonal cloy Of new life, and bunnies, and joy. This springtime bouquet, A more secular day, Must God-fearers surely annoy. THE END |
I love this.
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Have I posted this before? Who cares?
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@Mac
is that meant to be serious or is it a joke? |
Bullet Magnet,
please explain this shirt to me: http://i.imgur.com/Pet3q.png In return, funny(?) t-shirt. |
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Capital sigma is the summation digit in mathematics, basically it means 'All of the' in this context.
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The correct answer is:
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This is just awesome. It's funnier backwards. http://img.reversegif.com/13036.gif |
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Looks excellent graphically but the story seems like the same old 'discover ancient ruins, unleash death and destruction once you figure it out' plot. Been there, done that. Won't get any better if you put space ships in it.
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Words can't begin to express how true this is. http://i.imgur.com/KqT0D.jpg Also this. |
God, that last part is so true. I absolutely hate rage comics. And what in the hell is up with the "le" thing?!
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That's the unfunny faggotry that comes from 9Gag (moar like 9Fag miright?) Anyway: On The 1st of May, don't expect to use Facebook. As stated: It's going to take little effort, well no shit! They. Have. Thousands of people that can do this at once. |
So true. I've always hated the Rage comics, Trollface and all that shit. It's just a lazy way to tell a joke nowadays and they are barely funny and I completely agree with The Simpsons going down hill. It's terrible now. I did like Green day in The Simpsons Movie though, made me smile :)
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A massive DDoS attack was aimed at PayPal’s servers, which slowed to a crawl. Then they turned their attention on Amazon, which just didn’t budge. Then they gave up and went after Mastercard or some shit. |
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Everyone else: 1 Anonymous: 0. Always 0. I was originally going to make a 'when pigs fly' joke but I couldn't figure out how to make it work with this clip. Also this one is a good clip too. |
Classic Simpsons. Can't beat 'em.
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"Oh no, my brains" Classic.
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Actually that's what Anonymous stated in the video, that they're no longer going to bulshit the public with their attempts that weren't planned well, The video you see has a more darker tone and that you can tell they mean business.
Instead of jumping to conclusions lets see what happens, I don't care who's wrong or right so long as something does or something doesn't happen I'm happy. On November 15th TYLER will be out of Beta (impregnable to censorship) And then they plan to leak it all.... I hope that happens but allot of people I have told are already shitting their pants about the whole Facebook thing. It's just information from here I don't actually know weather this is going to happen or not, well just see. And if you were wrong that doesn't matter, we are equal, it won't matter. |
Anonymous is a bunch of boring crybabies, and I don't care.
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Yeah. Bunch of weeaboo faggots who think they're hardcore 'cause they use a pitch-shifter.
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Yes, that post came at a perfect time for a conversation on fb, well done Mac. ;D
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We're on 9gag now? Sweet.
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What the fuck is 9gag? Is it like 4Chan?
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