Are you even suggesting any one here is a rose. Because then you're gay too. Wow we're really whittling them down this time.

Nate is.

*gurk*

FLOWERS MAKE PEOPLE GAY

Yes...I went to a garden centre with my mum the other day though. O_O'

I work in one. What does that make me?

Answer: sunburnt.

Gay.

Do you get to use the hoses?

Long penises make people gay!

Yes. It exploded yesterday.

Go on.

That's pretty much the full story.

Oh. Well I got wet at Thorpe Park the other day. I held my own for quite some time.

ALL HORSES ARE HOMO

We're talking about horse's penises now? Last time we went there... well... you know. Don't blame me for it this time though!

Sucky sucky 15 dorrar?

Impressive size yes.

Though I'd never do anything with one. How people can take one of them things is beyond me.

You can't if it got a boner it would rip a hole straight through a woman.

We have a thread devoted to sex reaching it's 34th page on a forum that ranks first page on Google for a "zoophilia" search. How did you think it would go?

Or a man... True story.

Wasen't there a movie based on that?

Equus?

Inception.

Wow, so South Park parodies stayed shit.

It sure as hell beats family guy. And The Simpsons.

Not hard.

i know you're not.

I like American Dad :D

Or possibly the other way round:
http://www.springerlink.com/content/j517r35408304087/

I like American Dad and Family Guy. American Dad is pissing hilaroius and I do the best Roger accent.

No you don't, Pilot does.

He's got the avatar and everything.

These days, I too am of the mind that South Park beats out anything that twat MacFarlane has shit out. The Simpsons had stopped being funny or interesting a few seasons before the movie, and has gotten increasingly shitty since.

Also sex.

Yeah, you're right. Enough of cartoon politics.

My mind is void of sexual things right now.

Cartoon porn. the best of both worlds.

Hentai...

Alcar...

Also, Pokephilia! I had no idea this was real until I stumbled across it via Your Biggest Regret, and now I'm utterly amused/repulsed by the idea of it.

I assume that's a sexual fetish for Pokemon? How is this surprising? :p

Pretty much. When I googled it I found a forum for Pokephiles, and one of the first things I read was a post by a young 'girl' [honestly I pictured you typing it, Havoc] talking about her extreme sexual attraction to Raichu. Wtf is a raichu.

Raichu is the awesome evolution of Pikachu.

http://www.glogster.com/media/5/29/50/76/29507656.gif

I don't see it...

http://i52.tinypic.com/5umhw1.jpg

Blame Japan, it's what all the cool kids do.