A: He dosen't make money, he makes peanut butter.
Q: How do you destroy the king of England if he's seen all the James Bond movies? Oh yeah, 1000th reply goes to me! Woohoo! |
A: blow up the movies, then blow up the king.
Q: If i bought 10 candy bars and gave 5 to my friends, how sick would i get? (and no mitsur, i got the 1000th post :p) |
A: Depends on what kind they are.
Q: Am I the only one freaked out by Mitsur's avatar? |
A: Nah, it gave me nightmares
Q:How many eyes does a chicken have? |
A:3.142 and a squirrel
Q: Q? |
A: Que.
Q: do we need a montage? |
A: No, we need an interpretive dance.
Q: What is so scary about my avatar? Seriously, it's just a pic of a skeleton noble I found. |
A. It reminds me of me grammy
Q. Have you noticed some of the thread titles read like a punch line? |
A: What do you look like?
OH SHIT!!! Q: Tofu or futon? And it scares me because I have- y'know- an irrational fear of the living dead. |
A: yakatori.
Q: why do my paint skills seem to get worse? |
A: Because you think they are getting worse.
Q: Why do I think WaterMelodys pics are good? |
A: because, as stated before, you don't yet understand the true power of them.
Q: why does everyone think theyre good? |
A: Does everybody think theyre good?
Q: Who likes to eat fungi? |
A: Bernard eats the mushrooms in his hair, nuff said.
Q: really, does anybody out there think my paints are good? seriously? |
A: Seriously. Yes.
Q: Tango or waltz? |
A; Neither. I'm horrible at dancing.
Q: Do I have a problem? |
A: no, you have Italics
Q: why do i want to dye my hair? |
A: Because you're awesome like dat.
Q: 7/0 = ? |
A:0_O
Q: What eats tuna and minties? |
A: Sonic the hedgehog
Q: What is a telly tubbie? |
The answer to this question is unavailable for the moment-Please call back later.
-The office of What's-his-face Pineapples are spikey. Lol same time post. |
Uhh...Q: Why did E'l Scrabino post no question? :fuzzle:
|
Ah, but i did.
Just forgot a question mark >.< |
A: That confused me...:banghead:
Q: Who eats black-bird pie? |
A:I could give you a long 2 googleplex answer but i would die
Q: If 3+3=6 how come i have a computer? |
A: to satisfy your need.
Q: did i really drink all the coffee last night? |
A. No only the decaff.
Q. 2+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+00+0+0+0+0+0+0= |
Well duh... it's 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 exactly.
If it is 13 days away from my birthday, will Chuck Norris be there to say it? |
A: If the people from AVcon are done with him.
Q: why does everyone steal my chocolate bars? |
A: Because they can't resist that chocolatey goodness.
Q: Why are you so concerned about people stealing your chocolate bars? |
A: because i won them by making a cardboard mountain that held 10 people! why else?
Q: Why did i make a cardboard mountain? |
A: Cause you ran out of metal
Q: Why did I eat rubber? |
I'm afraid your warrenty for that fish has expired.
Fish, eh? |
A: it smells.
Q: how high does my bouncy ball bounce? |
A: As high as the sky...untill it hits a cloud and explodes
Q: Whats a Waja? |
A: That's the sound George Lopez makes when he tries to be cool.
Q: Favorite roadkill? |
A: you.
Q: are stairs always this evil? |
A: Usually, yes.
Q: Does your hair ever try to devour your head? |
A: Sometimes, that's why I go to the barbers to get it cut as a punishment for it's nefarious crimes.
Q: Am I tired? |
A: Tired enough to hallucinate about hair.
Q: Thousand eyes, or just one? |