a1: He cant affort other shoes.
A2: Its a painting in France but the was stolen (they are still looking for it). A3: I do have a forrest in my backyard. A4: Cuz your Ash Catchem A5: When looking at your name and the above anwser I would say Creepy... and Crazy... Q1: Why am I hearing voices in my house (I serieusly am) Q2: Why is my dog white with black spots? Q3: Why do tigers have stripes and lions have mane? Q4: Why can't we have a tiger with mane and a lion with stripes? Q5: Why is a tiger cub so expensive to buy? Q6: Why am I making up so much tiger questions? Q7: Why does every question start with why? Q8: Why are you replying to this? |
A1:cause im in your house
A2:cause he's a white dog with black spots A3:cause they aren't tigers and lions they are aliens from mars trying to take over the world A4:look at the answer above A5:cause your poor A6:cause your one of the aliens from mars trying to trick us A7:look at the answer above A8:cause the cow jumped over the moon Q1:why did the cow jump over the moon?? Q2:why are the aliens from mars trying to take over the world |
A1. Cause the little dogged laughed to see such buns and the dish ran away with the fridge.
A2. Cause they are hoping to discover whether or not, "Brain's Faggots" really do contain brains (and if so, who or whats brains?) Q. If 1 ate a stone every day for a year how many chickens would it take to change a torches batteries if the torch needed 11 AA batteries to work? |
A1:979757646599975754875645
Q2:if i have 2 apples in each hand and i take 1 and replace it with a cucumba and take another 2 and replace them with carrots how many oranges do i have?? |
A1: Ask that giant Paramite behind you.
Q1: How did that Paramite get so big? Q2: Why am I so annoying? Q3: Who does George Washington think he is? Q4: Is Captain Underpants related to Cap'n Crunch? Q5: Why does my Dad wish he never brought home Abe's Oddysee six years ago? Q6: How come all the people I know at school that like Oddworld I had to introduce it to them?!? (No, really.) |
1) it ate a lot of yogert
2) cause you watch to much pudding 3) Bob Dole 4) No, they're brothers 5) Cause he loves the game 6) Cause they have no independent thought in relation to taste? Q) why can i not drink liquidized cheeseburgers while riding a pogo stick and listening to evanesence |
A1:cause if you did that then you would have to jump on 2 pogo sticks eating a cucumba with no hands and chant along with abe.
Q1:why is this thread still going? Q2:is george bush gonna marry john howard?? Q3:why did i ask that?? |
A1: Gophers!
A2: Because the hamsters told him to (Evil creatures, those hamsters...) A3: Because you have a rabid chipmunk in your pants. Q1: Who put a rabid chipmunk in Brew Master's pants? Q2: What are those beavers doing in my sock drawer? Q3: Where can I find talking toothbrushes? Q4: When is Pine cone day? Q5: Why do I wish Poke'mon was real? Q6: How did I actually tell you that?!? |
A1:the crazy alien from zurgon with 4 eyes 2 heads 2 ears 20 fingers and no balls did(seriously im not kidding)
A2:digging for gold A3:in the talking bathroom with the talking toilet A4:its after beaver day A5:cause the beaver in your pants wont stop chittering untill it does A6:the cookie monsters from pluto told you to Q1:why am i even posting here?? Q2:why cant i get this hamster off of me?? Q3:why why why?? |
A1:Becuase you are possesed by the MONKEYS!
A2:Because it is superglued to you. A3:CHEESE!! Q1:Where did the zombies go. Q2:Why do the aliens work with Canada? |
A1: To my house to play cards (No, really.)
A2: They don't work with Canada, they work with Candy Land! (No, really.) Q1: Where is candy land? Q2: Why did that bagpipe factory have to move in across the street? Q3: Is it possible to wear a Poke'mon shirt to school everyday and not get beaten up? (I do get beaten up, seriously.) |
1) next to Dnal Ydnac
2) Cause the driver didn't want to ask for directions 3) Only if you go to the pokemon world school, in which case you probably wouldn't go to school (unless you were under 10) so you wouldn't be able to wear the pokemon t-shirt to school anyway. So to cut a very long story short, no! Q1) How do you spell PURPLE? Q2) Who discovered Einstein's Theory of Relativity? |
1) your mom
2) your mom Q) What's my mom's name? |
A1: Your mom
Q1: Why can't my ferret sit still? (She's climbing up my shirt) Q2: Why can't my dog, Stitch, see that my other dog, Caesar, does not like him? Q3: Do Gerbils like fishsticks? Q4: Why won't my mom get me more Gerbils? Q5: Why did I watch `Invasion Of The Body Snatchers' last night? |
A1:You are wearing your Pokemon shirt.
A2:Because he can't sit still. A3:Hamsters don't. A4:Because you keep trying to give them fishsticks! A5:I'm a docter not an monkey! Wait I'm neither.:( Q:Why did they change the plot of Resident Evil 4.:( |
A:COOKIE MONSTERS!!
Q1:why did the cookie monsters change the plot of resident evil 4?? Q2:why did the chicken cross the road?? |
1) your mom
2) your mom Q: Why am I so awesome? |
a) Cause you have some ore (BUHDUH CHING!)
Q1) Why does Mac keep answering questions with "your mum" Q2) Please cant someone tell me who discovered Einstein's Theory of Relativity? |
A1:your mom
A2:the aliens from zurgon Q:where is zurgon?? |
Under my fridge
What is the green, hairy thing that seems to be living in the fridge? Wait, I'll go have a look... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
1) Uh...your...mom?
Q: Who the hell is Riggy Bombster? |
A: Riggy Biggy Bumper baby bopper back bin BA bouse!
Q: 1,2,3,4,5! 1,2,3,4,5?:eek: |
A1:71,30,100,45.76
Q2:what comes after 100?? Q3:why did i ask that?? Q4:are you sure?? |
A: The letter Q
A: Because soap taste good when its brown! A: Because the I ate an ant!:lol: Q: dsvjnjsdvbnkjZCbvnk jbnzxckvjbkjZCBv jkcbvkjZBXCvjk bkjxcb kcjxbvkxbcvjbxcjkvbxjkcbvkJZXcvbzlxcjkvzlxcjkvbllxzjkcb vjkxcbvjkxcvb kxjbcvjkbxcvkjbxckjvb kjxbzck vbzxkcjvbkzjcbvkj bjkxcbjkvb jkbcZXCjkv:vKJdvkjvbkjcbv kjbcxkzjbv kjxb vkjxcbvkjxbvkjbxcvkjbXCKvbXKCvbZKXcjvbzxkjcvbKL XcbvZjkvsdiuvkZC:VKJvbkjcb kcb jkbvbvjkbSKJVbzkjvbkzxzvkjzbcvkxbkzjcbkjvbkzjc bkjZBckjvbkzjcvbKkvSvlsvkjbvkxjcvbkjbvlxgggvhgoibhod Ioi=2....Why?:lol: |
A:because 109wjeijc0329j40ef93r0efj92rpo4395ri3fik940ur30f094u84fj84u84fj84urfr04jf4uf4jf4uf4fu4=3
Q:how did i work that out? |
A: Because the theory of ketchup sys so.
Q1: Who came up with the theory of ketchup? Q2: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Gummy Bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue. The yellow one just ate my shoes. What I want to know is, why? Q3: Why do our teachers think that students are the future? Q4: Do hamsters actually walk around on their hind legs, like in Hamtaro? Q5: Why did I name a scribble Minky Boodle? |
A1:BEAVERS!!!(smart things those beavers)
A2:the gummy bears werent chaseing you they were running away from the giant paramite and the yellow one probably ate your shoes cause the cucumba told him too A3:thats what they want you to think A4:no they walk on their phantom legs A5:cause winky doodle was already taken Q:why do teachers want you to think that they think students are the future??? |
Because they are hoping we'll all get, good, fulfilling jobs and none of us become teachers so they get to keep there jobs.
What is the meaning of blueberry? |
A:your mum
Q:what is the meaning of life??? |
42 :p
Q: Why do Ladybirds have varying amount of spots, yet there is a distinct pattern? |