haven't you had that special talk with your parents yet?

someone get OANST. and the woods.

From any other person that would be the other way round.

Havoc: King Of Hypocrisy And Pleasures Of The Fur.

How was that hypocritical?

Yeah, that wasn’t hypocritical at all.

*becomes furry, makes fun of beastiality*

you hump tigers you fucking moron. that is called bestiality.

hang on, why am i even having to explain this to another human being? honestly. don't you have the mental capacity to work it out for yourself?

Jesus Christ you really are thicker than two short planks. i'm not even joking. you're like the village idiot who always thinks he has a good point. here's a point: you don't.

EDIT: i mean come on, i just can't get over that. i don't think i've ever met anyone so gormless. wow. we should put you on display. you're a national treasure. a wonder of the world. Havoc, the man who never understood what anyone said, ever.

I get it! He fucks ponies!

From a purely comparative standpoint, I think I'd rather fuck a cartoon horse than Rihanna.

Same thing.

Same here.

That's how it starts.

Perhaps I should clarify by saying I'd rather fuck anything than Rihanna.

Nah, just cartoon ponies. Lets talk about something else pony-related.

Ball's in your stable, Nep.

In that case... Hmm, you said Pinkies insane alter ego would make an apperance, whats the episode number? Just so I can look forward to it.

I don't remember.
There were iterations of Pinkamena in the Season 2 premiere, but it doesn't count because her hair wasn't straight.

So you made me a bonfire and then pissed all over it. Thanks. I thought she was going to appear in that episode where she had to babysit those ponies.

Oh, boo hoo.

You don't know what its like. I assume you've watched the show. And when you do you feel like you're eating sunshine dust.

1 tiny little thing can ruin that.

That has nothing to do with MLP whatsoever, so you lose!

No, but it does have something to do with young men wanting to have sex with teenage horses, which has been the dominant topic for the past three pages.

It’s a cartoon. Christ.

Next time you rage about something, think of what you're raging about.

hy·poc·ri·sy (h-pkr-s)
n. pl. hy·poc·ri·sies
1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness.

I never said I thought bestiality is bad or that he would be a bad person if he did it. I just said I didn't know what he was.

It's funny because when I asked how it was hypocritical, I expected this exact response. I just didn't know who it would come from yet. Thank you for fulfilling my expectations. Keeps this place predictable.

This is getting a little heavy. No one here is about to commit beastiality!

I have to say, that is almost word-for-word the response I thought would come from Havoc, and I think he knows it.

I never once said that I would actually fuck a pony, did I?

I'm allowed to joke about these things because I have sex with other humans regularly. You might want to do the same if you plan on affirming your position as a non-furry, Nep.

See you guys later, then. I'm off to a brothel.