I want to got a proper plastic molder and build me a portal gun.

Then I'll load it with little orange and blue nerf darts. Shit will be such a waste of time.

More pics and information here: http://volpinprops.blogspot.com/2009...hotoshoot.html

He's also selling the costume on eBay: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=180436488073

If Verbinski cops out and uses CG Big Daddies for the Bioshock movie while fans were able to create beautiful, functioning costumes I will hate him forever.

I WANT A BIOSHOCK COSTUME

Is Murderface God?
¡os ʞuıɥʇ I

I really wish I had about $600 right now...

I'm sure Cullen Heath will swoop in with his parent's money and bid-snipe everyone.

I'll just build one down the road. If you read his construction process, it's not super difficult, just time consuming.

THE BEST THING EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE AWESOME HELL

Mamaaa.........mama? Mama? mamamamamamamamama. MAMAAAAA YOOHOOO.

DADA!

Did that take place in pittsburgh?

I think it was in Ohio.

Close enough :p... That guy with the "Steelers" jacket annoys me.

Nikki loves the Steelers!

And yeah, he was annoying as heck.

I love how he thought Sarah's comment about living next door to Russia was to be taken literally.

"I dunno where she lived but it was next to Russia and I'm sure she had to deal with border issues"

L. O. fucking L.

I love how he thought that Alaska and Russia are land-connected and only seperated by a road.

That's disturbing AND not funny.

Agreed.

I giggled briefly. But that doesn't make it not disturbing.

Kakapos: Part II

I laughed. How about you guys?

I always feel so bad for Beaker. He's always getting poked, prodded, shocked, abused in some way. Poor buggy-eyed lil bastard.

LOL

Is this a thingy-whatsit or did someone actually make three Facebook accounts for this? Did you make it? Whatever, it is damned hilarious.