Could you seme my uke? ;)

Alcar...

ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

Now you just have to get to Sydney.

That old trap? I'd prefer my chances with Peter over the ex-overlord shemale that is Sydney.

DOHOHOHOHO

It took me a minute, but my feeble mind wrapped itself around that 'un right good.

Oh, not this again. No, Sydney. SYDNEY. Where Peter RESIDES.

Yeah..... you need to get to Sydney. Make Peter jealous.


And Pete.... you've aptly taken her place. Well done.

Wow. Our admin is quite teh catch, I must say.

Leto, here's what my mind was envisioning:

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1247805103

That will stay burned in my mind for a long long time.

Oh.... if only Sydney knew I was using his photo without her permission this evening......

there would be trouble.

I'M OLD GREGG

WHAT HAVE I BEEN IMMORTALISED IN :eek:

It's adorable.

Isn't it though?

i think its about time i posted a picture of myself on this thread, me being the ugly bastard that i am. :D

MOD EDIT: Picture deleted on request.

come on Oddjob, your next.

I'll try when I've nothing on my plate. I promise I will. But internet forums are low on my priorities.

And "you're next". I know for sure that you know this, I suspect that you're having a brick-to-the-head moment.

when am i going to get that into my head? i keep bloody doing it.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! :D

You look nothing like I imagined. You look much better than I imagined. Sorry, it was all that cow's anus shit.

And yes Oddjob, YOU'RE NEXT. Don't start with your whiney my camewa's bwoken bullhonkey.

I remember us asking Oddjob for pictures a while back. And I agree, it's about time you showed us your face. :p

Yes, it's about time you showed us your face.

Ugh! You probably look more Latino than me and Anonyman combined. Also, how old are you? I always thought of you as being adolescent-ish.

Man, what a dick!


Seriously, though. Ugh? Really? What. A. Dick.

My friends, you are in luck. I have found a pretty old photo. Unfortunately, we cropped it for reasons I forget, but my face is there, as you can see. It is also very small. I can't be arsed changing that.
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...cyte/oja-2.png
I was about 24/25 when this was taken at the Lake District. Just imagine this image with much (I certainly mean much) less hair, no beard and crow's feet.

EDIT: Holy shit, I don't believe how young I looked then. Makes me feel sad now.


I also have a crude drawing of my brother and myself by my nephew that appears to be done in paint. Even my nephew refuses to believe that I don't have a beard anymore.

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m.../dadandsam.jpg

Like, seriously?

To Oddjob: Nazz minus the facial hair.

Very British facial hair, also MA has nice eyes.

@Oddjob: Thats the ticket!

i never imagined you looked like that (which would be normal considering i have never seen you).

i am actually 19, but a lot of people say i am old-headed (including my mother who says i would have been suited to the 50's), so that would explain why you may have thought i was older.

i know you meant well, but please don't say i look latino, that is one of my pet peeves. i am 100% British (beef).

You are not ugly. Also, that little Mexican pubestach? Not a good thing. Well, maybe. Trim it up or something.

i aint getting rid of it now, i've grown attached to it. but yeah, it needs cleaning up.

people at the local expect it now, anyway.

It's funny how you grow attached to such things, isn't it? Believe me, it took me ALL of my might to get rid of my beard. Bloody wives. Don't bother with them.

Quite a few of us will never have to.