You dirty dirty men...

Yeah, that is pretty awesome. Live a little! lot!

*applause*

*joke about practical exam deleted in the interests of good taste*

5/5

;)

Ah, so Pilot visited his mechanic, eh?

Oh Yeah.

It started when I went over there to check on my car. Then he opened the toolbox and made a crack about always having the right tool for the job... and then went on about having a knack for gauging the size of nuts and bolts.

Yadda, yadda, yadda.....

A good time was had by all.

Yabba yabba yabba my Icing....

Sorry....:D

Your icing?!

MY ICING!

uhh sorry :D I'll stop now.

Coward.

You can say semen, it's okay. Just not the 'C' word for it, it's quite uughhhh.

Cunt semen? How does that work?

Cream?

Let's say it sounds exactly the same as the word 'come'. It's sexual brother is much more annoying, like the word tits.

I know! It's cunt cum! We found it, boys. Rap it up.

Words have sexual fraternities now?

Child Secretion?

I'm going to start counting how many times I hear or see that word in a week. I predict anywhere between 40-80, thus, sex is off the board for a week.

What word is that?

Is it cunt-cum?

I know man, you walk down the street and all these people, they're like 'Good cunt-cum Joe'.

Fuckers.

Back on topic ftw!

3/5
I've come to the conclusion that I get more pleasure if I moan her name.

I tried that once. I felt stupid.

I imagine it's slightly different for the over 30s

That was a long time ago. I still felt stupid.

Did she?

Haven't a clue. Hopefully, she couldn't here me over the bed springs. But that's wishful thinking.

To be fair 'Emily' has one too many syllables to be good at being moaned.

Actually, that one was Louise. I will have been in my early twenties.

Yeah, that sounds pretty dumb being moaned out loud.

Luckily, I haven't seen her for a long time. I will hopefully never have to look her in the face again.