A: If you don't, then you most certainly do.
Q: Have you ever tried to eat a citris fruit whilst drunk? |
A: I don't drink. So no.
Q: Which inferno was designed for you? (I honestly don't believe anyone here will understand this reference, but if someone does, they will officially be the coolest person on the forum) |
A: The most inferno-ey one.
Q: AC or DC? |
A: R2 and D2.
Q: Why does MoxCo think I'm married to a rock? |
A: Because MoxCo is incapable of any and all logical thought.
Q: Why do I dislike MoxCo so much? |
A: Because he is incapable of any and all logical thought.
Q: Am I right? |
A: Yes, but that's not all :).
Q: Who's impression does the Shroud of Turin bare? That of Jesus Christ or Jacques de Molay? |
A: I always thought more along the lines of a Rowan Atkinson impression.
Q: Why do I wish that I didn't eat all the peanuts I had left in the house? |
Some of them weren't peanuts....
they were acorns... Why!!!??? Why did this have to happen?! I could've been there to save you... I could have been... but... I wasn't. Why do the innocent always have to die!?!?!? |
A: I'm alive again. *starts eating Arxyl* I am the undead.
Q: Why? Why did I kill you? You owed me a tennar! I'll never get it now! Why? |
Because Arxryl's wallet, which had the tennar inside, was stolen by a band of policemen.
AM or PM? |
A: PM. I love the evening especially.
Q: Are Slurpees created for the sole purpose of causing brain freeze? |
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A: Yes. So the mad scientists behind their creation can take over the world while everyone is suffering from it. Q: "Squee" or "w00t"? |
OT: Holy shit, you got it (I don't exactly know if it includes heaven, but from my understanding, Dante created a hell for every type of "evil" person in the world, and described it)! Congrats! I honestly didn't think anyone would get that. Well, as promised, you are now officially the coolest person on the forum, in the eyes of snuzi. As if it matters :p.
A: Squee, since it's both a sound, and one of my favorite comic book characters. Q: Subway or Quizno's? |
A: Subway. Quiznos is too hard to eat; the bread's too hard.
Q: Lex Luthor or Superman? |
A: Peter Griffin.
Q: Is it really Sunday already? |
A: It most definitely is. God, do I hate Sundays...
Q: How are you liking your Easter so far? |
A: Not much; I have lots of work to do.
Q: When is tomorrow? |
A: At 12:00 a.m. tonight.
Q: Don't you just hate cold weather? |
A: No, I love cold weather.
Q: When is the past of the Mushroom Men? |
Well, if you go past the end of time, you've gone too far.
Why was my wallet stolen by police? It's my backpack that had marijuana in it... |
A: Chances are pretty good you won't get it back. Go buy another wallet. After you get out of jail.
Q: Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart? |
A:Tony (Im insane)
Q: Okay, if anyone can get this, they are rad-as...Why dont dragons like eating people? |
(*pumps fist* YES! *is a Tony fan*)
A: We scream too much. And we have the annoying habit of wetting ourselves just before we're devoured, which really puts a bad taste to the meat. Q: NEXTEL or Bush? |
A. The 3rd one you said.
Q. Whats the differents between a mod and a whale? |
A: sperm
Q: why didn't I do my switzerland project even though it's due tomorrow? |
A: Because you were too busy talking about reproductive cells.
Q: Where is my Pterodactyl? |
A. Up your rectum.
Q. Spelling mistake? |
A: Yes, you should have put 'up your rectum!
Q: Have you met Rab C Nesbitt? |
A. No, I have
Q. Wheres he going? |