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Guess which one is Joe's favourite.

You guys are doing it wrong.

You're supposed to ignore SW when she posts anime crap.

It's the green one actually.

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EDIT: Oh, how I laughed.

how fucking loud are his boots? Jesus Christ, that'd scare the shit out of me too.

EDIT: so cute.

EDIT: oh god i'm finding so much stuff to do with guards.

EDIT: this is the last guard video i'll post. i promise.

the deathly silence seems to make it funnier.

Darth Vader. In a kilt. On a unicycle. Playing bagpipes. Well damn, now I've seen everything.

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Darth Vader. In a kilt. On a unicycle. Playing bagpipes. Well damn, now I've seen everything.

(2 years older)

Oh it's the same guy.

Ever heard the story about the girl who sleeps with this dude and ends up getting some weird, flesh-eating disease that the doctor tells her can only be contracted through sex with a corpse?

Every once in a while you hear a story of human sexual deviance so extremely left of centre that it literally blows your mind. It’s even more disturbing when you're there at the source, and can see the corroborating evidence for yourself.

One of my best mates from Southend is the manager of a chain pub in Central London.

A few weeks ago, he's standing behind the bar when a guy comes up to him looking rather concerned.

– “Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”

– “I'm sorry?” my mate replies.

– “Not just an eyeball, but like, an eyebrow as well. And the eye was looking around.”

So the guy convinces him to let them have a look to put his mind at ease.

They both go to the toilets to check on the two adjoining rooms. As they go through the first door, they discover that the place is pretty much flooded with urine. My mate comments to the guy that obviously this is not usual.

Ever heard the story about the girl who sleeps with this dude and ends up getting some weird, flesh-eating disease that the doctor tells her can only be contracted through sex with a corpse?

Every once in a while you hear a story of human sexual deviance so extremely left of centre that it literally blows your mind. It’s even more disturbing when you're there at the source, and can see the corroborating evidence for yourself.

One of my best mates from Southend is the manager of a chain pub in Central London.

A few weeks ago, he's standing behind the bar when a guy comes up to him looking rather concerned.

– “Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”

– “I'm sorry?” my mate replies.

– “Not just an eyeball, but like, an eyebrow as well. And the eye was looking around.”

So the guy convinces him to let them have a look to put his mind at ease.

They both go to the toilets to check on the two adjoining rooms. As they go through the first door, they discover that the place is pretty much flooded with urine. My mate comments to the guy that obviously this is not usual.

The plumbing for the urinal had been carefully removed and put to one side, leaving a hole in the masonry big enough for a head and shoulders to squeeze in. Tissue paper had been laid on the exposed brick-work to provide a comfortable head rest for what seemed to be a lengthy session of being pissed on. By men. In secret. In a pub belonging to pretty much the biggest pub chain in Britain. Oh, and did I mention the snorkel?

The police are called. Forensics scour the scene but no fingerprints can be found owing to the copious amounts of wee on every single surface.

I was told this story whilst incredibly stoned. I was utterly incredulous. I was even more incredulous when he showed me pictures of this makeshift piss dungeon on his phone, taken moments after the incident.

He said he was pretty disturbed by the fact that he had seen this utterly normal-looking middle-aged man at his lowest ebb. He had obviously done a recce on the place and put a fair amount of planning into finding, and locking himself into this room. All without arousing the suspicions of staff or punters before it was way too late.

There you go, then. Next time you go for a pee in a urinal, or anywhere for that matter, just remember that someone could be mere feet away bathing in your waste fluids.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/deep-...b-piss-dungeon

The fuck?

... Yep, welcome to London.

Oh and that dog thing was funny. I found the original YouTube vid, there's more like that on their channel.

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http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/deep-...b-piss-dungeon

I see your long, repeated article and raise you a Troughman.

GEET OFF MOI LAND

For MA.

COWS GO MOO WHEN THEY POO!!

For MA.

Did you know? You can use HTML with the img and width=# code to reduce the size of your images.

Anyway I know people have some serious allergy to 'net memes here and I'll probably get some over-the-top stick for this, but this tickled me, so whatever:

http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress...why-google.jpg

I'm going to have to give you some rep for them. The last one cracked me up.

I liked the one that made fun of Justin Bieber!

Oh wait, no I didn't. I thought it was fucking stupid.

The last one was good.

This was in Ed, Edd and Eddy.

http://i.imgur.com/2LIF1.jpg

What does it say?

All I can see is don't touch.

"don't touch yourself".

"don't touch my mother".

To give Shiderman his due, there are worse things in the world than Canvas.

http://canv.as/ugc/p/canvas_p3k0c.png

http://canv.as/ugc/original/e0649c28...b45976ce5e.gif

What the hell is that little banner under the image? "LOL Canvas"?

The lol part is a sticker (stickers are to vote with) and that's the watermark on EVERY image.

It doesn't appear to be possible to embed this, damned Tumblr, but this short video is really cool. Ever wondered what happens when a tree branch falls on a power line?

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It doesn't appear to be possible to embed this, damned Tumblr, but this short video is really cool. Ever wondered what happens when a tree branch falls on a power line?

Seen that two years ago on a Ray William Johnson video, it's still awesome to this day, don't get me wrong :)

Because if anyone's like me they just scroll past text in this thread and Nate's video doesn't deserve that.

Is the branch screaming?

Also, this is made completely out of solid wood:

http://i.imgur.com/uWvw1.jpg

100% pure nightmare fuel.

(Sorry I couldn't embed this)
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-mov...r-using/228700

I found that video to be very interesting, it's a demonstration video of Xbox Live back in 2002 when it was in beta, the reason I find the video very interesting is because the game they use to demonstrate the features of Xbox Live is Re-Volt. The Xbox port of Re-Volt was in development and a beta version of the game was sent to all Xbox Live beta testers. Sadly the developers went under before they could release the full version of the game and thus the version shipped to the beta testers was the only version of the Xbox Port of Re-Volt we ever got to see.

I recently read a list of the top 10 rare game collectables of the last generation and the Xbox Live Beta disc with Re-Volt on it was listed as number 1. From what I can see in the video, the port seems absolutely perfect when compared to the original PC version. It even features better menu's than the PC version to.

People have distributed the game digitally and from what I can gather, you need a modified Xbox with the copy protection disabled (so you can play the game from the disc it's burnt to). Obviously the game is no longer playable online but you can play single player and people have reported that there are a couple of graphical glitches and one of the tracks crashes the game.

Dammit, I want another series of ScreenWipe.