A. Day the day he died.
Q. One fish, two fish, red fish, _____ fish. |
A: Blue fish.
Q: Who is Jeremy Pinderson? |
A. Ya mum.
Q. How much does the 'Candy Man' cost? |
A: A few pence if his name is Bertie Bassett.
Q: Who shot my guitar? |
A. Alf_shall_rise did.
Q. Would youy be happy if an arab bombed the white house and all the politics were inside? |
A: Not really. Then anarchy'd ensue, and that's never fun (and for the record, it's "politicians" ;)).
Q: What's the greatest video game ever created? |
HALOOOO! (edit: and maybe metroid)
Ridley says what? |
Yeah. He's been saying that for a while... Surprized you didn't hear him. :nonono:
What the hell do head-humpers do? |
A: Hump heads...?
Q: G'd 'em? |
A: Totally.
Q: Wut? |
Man-made fish bits.
Stomach Sandwich or Tongue Toast? |
A: Tongue toast. Yummy.
Q: Is there a fly in my soup? |
A: No, there's an eye in your soup.
Q: Wedding! Whose is it? |
A. It's Oddjob, getting married to his pet rock.
Q. Whats oddjob's wifes [the rock] name? :
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A: I have no idea what you asked. Your English is horrid, sir.
Q: Would I make a good forensic analyst? |
Well, assuming you can analyze forensics, sure...
damn.... what's a really stupid question? |
Yes, he cant even read people's questions how could he be a
forensic analyst:) Why do people keep watching TV? |
A: Because there are hypnotic waves that come out of ever television that compel them to watch it.
Q: Why can't summer hurry up and get here? |
Amen. Frost on the ground, no sun, a stiff wind and 25 degrees in Two Rivers. I blame Al Gore.
Who do you think would be a better friend to have, The Fresh Prince or Jazzy Jeff? I'm a Jazzy Jeff guy, The Fresh Prince seems like a real flatleaver. |
OT: I don't know if Stattik's style of stupid Q&A is appropriate, but I'll answer anyway. Sorry, Stattik if you are alright with how you are posting.
A: Jeff Randall, not Marty Hopkirk. Q: Where did Mr Bean go? |
A: Off to a normal acting career, which is a shame. I liked Mr. Bean.
Q: If a gang threatened your entire family, what would you do? |
A: Cry. Then move. Across Country. Or out of country, if the police couldn't do anything about it.
Q: Favorite practical joke? |
A: "Hey, I'm sorry to be the one to inform you of this tragedy, but...you're entire family was killed by a drunk driver. I'm very sorry that this has befallen your en-April Fools! Why are you looking at me that way? It was a joke. Hey, put tha knife down! Sheesh, what's this world coming to when an innocent joke involving the death of your entire family isn't appreciated?"
Q: Wasn't that a long explaination? |
A: Eh. I've heard (read) longer.
Q: What do you not want to find in the dark? |
A: You. :p
Q: If you were a kleptomaniac, how would you get caught? |
A: I'd confess.
Q: What is love? |
A: A song from Haddaway.
Q: What are you listening to right now? |
A: Opie and Anthony.
Q: Aren't you bored? |
A: I aren't bored.
Q: Is english your unnative language? |
A. Quite impossibley not so on opposite day.
Q. Why don't I have a question? |