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JennyGenesis 07-03-2011 07:41 AM

It wasent me taking the pictures I got in trouble about. It was standing next to her that caused problems.

Jordan 07-03-2011 07:52 AM

This thread is putting me off all future meals. I'm going to leave it the fuck alone when I have enough willpower.

JennyGenesis 07-03-2011 03:21 PM

Why? The only sickening thing that has been said so far is what Nate said about 10 year olds..............

enchilado 07-03-2011 03:34 PM

I find the concept of oral sex quite sickening. I'm not certain I would want to receive it.

I would give it, though.

JennyGenesis 07-03-2011 03:42 PM

Ok. I wanna know more about this.

Havoc 07-03-2011 04:13 PM

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I find the concept of oral sex quite sickening. I'm not certain I would want to receive it.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...9630731236.jpg

MA 07-03-2011 04:21 PM

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I keep it shaved 24/7 even when I'm not getting any sex. It just grosses me out when I haven't shaved in a while, I'll go the toilet and look down and EWWWWWWW. So yeah it's always kept clear down there.

yeah but your gay

JennyGenesis 07-03-2011 04:30 PM

So?

Wings of Fire 07-03-2011 04:36 PM

Don't argue with him, he might ragequit again.

MA 07-03-2011 04:46 PM

yeah. i'll ragequit so hard

so fuckin hard

hrngg

enchilado 07-03-2011 05:00 PM

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Ok. I wanna know more about this.

Maybe 'sickening' wasn't the right word, but I don't think (obviously I might feel differently if the opportunity arises) I would be at all comfortable with anyone doing that to me. Sure, it might feel nice, but for a number of reasons I just don't think I'd want it. Possibly if my partner really enjoyed giving it, but I wouldn't want anyone to do it to please me - I think it's disgusting.

Despite this, however, I'm quite attracted to the idea of giving head. Especially to guys.

MA 07-03-2011 05:12 PM

yeah but your straight

Sekto Springs 07-03-2011 08:09 PM

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Maybe 'sickening' wasn't the right word, but I don't think (obviously I might feel differently if the opportunity arises) I would be at all comfortable with anyone doing that to me. Sure, it might feel nice, but for a number of reasons I just don't think I'd want it. Possibly if my partner really enjoyed giving it, but I wouldn't want anyone to do it to please me - I think it's disgusting.
In my experience, that mindset usually turns girls off.
Most of them are happy to go down on you, even moreso if you show a little dominance. One of my friends had the same attitude you have, and his girl saw him as a bit of a pussy. A little assertiveness/selfishness in bed can be quite titillating (as long as you don't overdo it, of course). You can always return the favor if it bothers you so much. 69 it up.

Wings of Fire 07-03-2011 08:10 PM

Yeah, lick that vagina up good. It tastes beautiful if they keep it clean.

Sekto Springs 07-03-2011 08:13 PM

Damn right. Like fresh citrus. Gotta love it.
And really, anyone who thinks receiving fellatio is disgusting clearly hasn't had it. Once you've had a really good BJ, you're going to be whistling a different tune.

enchilado 07-03-2011 08:14 PM

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yeah but your straight

I know. Weird, isn't it?

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In my experience, that mindset usually turns girls off.
Most of them are happy to go down on you, even moreso if you show a little dominance. One of my friends had the same attitude you have, and his girl saw him as a bit of a pussy. A little assertiveness/selfishness in bed can be quite titillating (as long as you don't overdo it, of course). You can always return the favor if it bothers you so much. 69 it up.

It's not that I don't want to be dominant or selfish. If the girl liked that I'd have no problem being so. It's just... mhm, I don't know how to explain it.

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Yeah, lick that vagina up good. It tastes beautiful if they keep it clean.

I have absolutely no sexual experience, but I think I would prefer to give head to a guy (though I would prefer to have sex with a girl).

Sekto Springs 07-03-2011 08:18 PM

I think giving (good)head would be way more tiring.

Dixanadu 07-04-2011 12:02 AM

My feelings on oral sex is mixed.

I have never had a 'good' bj, if there ever was one. Or I was too smashed to realise it was great.

Ridg3 07-04-2011 01:02 AM

Oral sex is fantastic, in both ways. And I agree totally with WoF and kind of with Sekto... fresh citrus?

Dixanadu 07-04-2011 01:08 AM

Citrus fruit found in a fish market, perhaps.

abe is now! 07-04-2011 01:49 AM

I tried something that you have never seen in your fucking life... someone here knows of what I'm talking about.

enchilado 07-04-2011 01:52 AM

Auto-fellatio?

abe is now! 07-04-2011 01:52 AM

No...

JennyGenesis 07-04-2011 02:39 AM

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Despite this, however, I'm quite attracted to the idea of giving head. Especially to guys.

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yeah but your straight

I'm not convinced.

Ridg3 07-04-2011 02:45 AM

I think the forums makes people gay.

Havoc 07-04-2011 02:52 AM

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No...

You masturbated in space?

Please do remember rule 34, there's very little we haven't seen yet.

abe is now! 07-04-2011 02:58 AM

Havoc, Havoc, how can you forget?

Havoc 07-04-2011 03:32 AM

What? Am I supposed to know this?

Nate 07-04-2011 03:44 AM

Did you spurt in your face again? It was that, wasn't it?


And, believe me, I have definately seen that before.

abe is now! 07-04-2011 03:48 AM

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Did you spurt in your face again? It was that, wasn't it?


And, believe me, I have definately seen that before.

AHAHAHAHHA :D

STM 07-04-2011 03:58 AM

So it was that?

I actually think I'm with Ench here if I read this one properly, I don't want to give cunnilingus and obviously not fellatio, maybe I wouldn't mind a woman giving me head but then that seems selfish. I don't really know why I wouldn't want to do it just makes me feel weird.

enchilado 07-04-2011 04:37 AM

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I actually think I'm with Ench here if I read this one properly, I don't want to give cunnilingus and obviously not fellatio

Obviously you didn't. I wouldn't mind giving cunnilingus and I would love to give fellatio.

STM 07-04-2011 04:40 AM

Then I didn't understand. But erm, aren't you straight?

enchilado 07-04-2011 04:41 AM

I think kind of yes mostly.

Wings of Fire 07-04-2011 04:42 AM

Bi-curious

At a guess.

JennyGenesis 07-04-2011 04:42 AM

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Despite this, however, I'm quite attracted to the idea of giving head. Especially to guys.

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yeah but your straight

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I'm not convinced.

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STM 07-04-2011 04:47 AM

Bi-curious then. A gay guy wouldn't have that Amy Pond picture as his profile unless...he hadn't come out yet.

Havoc 07-04-2011 04:49 AM

The effect this forum has on people is scary. People who I swore were straight turn gay overnight. Hm... I wonder if all those affected use the industrial theme. That would explain why I remain unaffected.

JennyGenesis 07-04-2011 04:50 AM

I use the Industrial theme.....................

I think it's the best looking out of them all.

STM 07-04-2011 05:03 AM

Well I'm safe then I use Native.