I was so on the edge of my seat that I fell off my chair

I'm sorry I will now leave

On the topic of anal; I find that it's simply not for everyone, regardless of the care you take.
Some people find that anal stimulation feels awesome, others think it just feels weird. Some people are a little more elastic than others too, or are able to ignore the natural tendency to tense up those muscles. Some require alot of training with buttplugs or speculums before even attempting, others find it slides in with ease on the second or third go.

Usually all it takes is a finger to know whether or not the person will be receptive.

If I ever want something stuck up my pooper it's time to see a psychiatrist and if it ever happened (a la prison) I'd make sure to take a massive shit.

Pah, anal is overrated.

We disgust it (We - Ermac).
Your soul is irregular.

You do realise that the motion of pushing down to take a shit just helps draw the wang further inside, right?

No I didn't. Thank you for enlightening me. So people actually like having their dicks shat on because it enhances the pleasure...good gosh.

A quick Google search will give you the answer to that STM..................

That's not what I said. I wasn't talking about shitting; I was talking about the physical motions in your anus that are equivalent to the ones you make when you're shitting. You'd essentially be making it easier for the prison queen to make you his bitch.

Am I the only one who wants to know the story behind this?

No your one in everybody.

I watched a very hot mexican girl masturbating yesterday on chatroulette, she was so sexy... I still wonder why the hell she was on chatroulette!

How many dirty old pervs with their cocks out did you have to wade through to find the pussy?

Sincerely I found one of those men, a lot of simple people fucking around on chatroulette and then I found her... I must say that she was beautiful.

Of my accumulative hours spent on Chatroulette, I have never seen a single vagoo.

Chances are that you'll be so prolapsed that you'll shit everywhere whether you plan for it or not.

I've seen 2 on there. Anybody managed to beat 2 yet?

lol... I bet chatroulette is heaven for you!

W...w....why the fuck did I click that? I saw the title....I...I should have known better. I'm gonna go take a shower in my nice, private wash room. Wash away the badness.

Don't drop the soap.

I...oh...deary me.

EWWW!!!! NO!!!!!!!

There's only ever ugly guys on there! Never saw any decent ones. I don't go on there anymore anyway. Funniest thing I ever saw was was some dude wearing this red hairy mask waving at me.

I can make some of you jealous. I once saw a french girl fucking herself with a hairbrush.

DID YOU GET EMAIL

Do you have money?

...¬_¬

Are you sure that's worth dosh?

A pimp needs to make money.

Glad you enjoyed the show big boy ;-) xoxoxo

How much did you pay your mum Metroixer?

enough to get me a pair of flipping sweet rollerblades *sk8s off to sex store*

*laughs hysterically*