WHERE'S THE SNARKY MAT WE ALL LOVED!?
MAKE ME LAUGH YOU BASTARD! ITS BEEN AGES!

And why the hell did you shave your head?

You apparently haven't seen the recent videos. My hair is no longer short.

I have, but your hair's chronology is lost to me. My question still stands.

WoF gave me AIDS.

I got better.

It's your own fault for letting him put his penis inside you. Tsk tsk.

come on, WoF. that aint no trolling there. you need a diploma from the Oral, Anal & Nasal Schooling Troll, or look up the Derogatory Index. then again you've got a diploma in arguing, so.

I thought it was fine.

Actually I only have an A-Level in arguing so far.

i have a C-Model Massey Ferguson, will that do?

Who are you and what have you done with Mat?

He's actually a multi of me.

You wish.

^ +1

My jokes really are going downhill, aren't they.

I thought it was fine.

To reply to the actual question (as a late comer to the thread),

Two year age difference, I was 18 and she was 16.

Now to go and read the rest of this thread and catch up on all your depraved wrongdoings.

I was 97, she was 15.

I don't think you're being honest.

You're right... she was 14.

I didn't know you were a catholic priest?

I'm not. Shut up, stupid multi.




Okay, that wasn't funny.

I am 17 she....oh wait.

/wrist

I don't think I've actually replied to the original question. I was 24 and he was 18.

Probably the biggest age gap mentioned so far, but wonderfully legal.

ohhhhhh snap. you dirty little cougar.

If you have sex with an animal, do you count it's age in human years?
If so, I may be a pedophile.

He?

It's time to play Getting Gay with OWF!

Here's your host, Pilot.

Come on now I just wanted to know if Nate is actually gay. I haven't got anything against it I just wanna know.

Weren't you just bitching about OANST not being funny? Weird. Maybe you should type up another fucking two paragraphs about how we're all low brow bitches and you feel bad for us, but more importantly, feel bad for partaking in our evil ways. Or you could just not post any more. It was nice when that girl was visiting you and you weren't really posting. I liked that.

He is. He's just not gay enough to have sex with you. Hell, I don't even think Pilot is. Sorry. Stop clipping your finger nails, paint yourself orange with black stripes and pace around a bit and Havoc might have a go at you, though.