Um...no...*hides huge glop of hair behind back*
Should I study for the quiz that's tomorrow, that the class I'm in never learned about? :D |
Well, if you never learned about it then you could blame the lack of preperation on the teacher and protest the idea of doing something without having a week's warning on the subject so... No. Don't study. Just find a really good lawyer.
Why don't President's fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?! :mad: |
A: Because presidents are cowards and don't want to die, so they take people who usually don't have money to pay for college , promise 'em a scholarship (money that they may never recieve), and send 'em out to war. Ain't America great?
Q: Do you like soup? |
A: As long as it's not still alive.
Q: Mew? |
A: Two.
Q: Oh yeah? |
A: Yeah!... Okay, not really.
Q: Cheeky monkies? |
A: yeah, monkies should have cheeks.
Q: Do you do drugs? |
A: Hell freaking no. Nor will I ever.
Q: Should Jesus be made of chocolate? |
A: No, preforming miracles would be hard if he was chocolate.
Q: questions or answers? |
A: Quanstiers.
Q: When or how? |
A; Whenever and however.
Q: Are you a secret agent? |
A: No, but a stck man I drew is.
Q: Who and where? |
A: not who, but how
Q: if there are 26 letters in the english alphabet, how many are there in the pre-alphabet? |
Coconut pinecones.
What's M&LPiT stand for? |
A. The Biggest Losser.
Q. What does M&LPiT realy stand for? |
Mario and Luigi Partners in Time.
I failed the test, should I feel good? |
A. Feel bad about the test but feel good about feeling bad.
Q. Do two rights make a wrong? |
A: Nope. But three rights make a left.
Q: Doesn't calculus suck? |
Yea, I hate him!
Would you like something to buy, maybe a nice bit of shmutter? OT: Snuzi, who is Calculus anyway? :p |
A: Nope, that's ok.
Q: Who would win in a fight? You or Macgyver? OT: You're serious? |
Me. I have a knife and a silenced pistol.
How come for the, "Insert Image" icon, there's two pyramids and a sun? OT: Yes, if Calculus is something on TV, I don't know. I only turn the TV on at 11:30 PM on Monday - Thursday to see Family Guy. |
A: I haven't the slightest clue. Perhaps the creators of it were Egyptian?
Q: Don't you just love serial killers? OT: Calculus |
Yea. As a matter of fact...*stares at snuzi with psychotic grin and big knife*
Do you think snuzi is waiting for the next question could be asked? :D OT: Ah. You see, I learn nothing in school, so I wouldn't know that. :p |
A: Actually, I'm not. I just keep seeing that this thread is being updated, so my OCD forces me to respond :p.
Q: Yeeeeeeaaaahhhh...what are you doing with that knife? OT: I didn't think you would. It's pretty hard stuff. Especially for those of us who are horrible at math, like me :p. |
A: I think the knife isn't something you should be worrying about... *hides lighter and can of hairspray behind her back*
Q: BURN? |
A: ARSON!
Q: Are you Mel Brooks? |
A. Yes, I'm not.
Q. Are you not Mel Brooks? w00t w00t Im not live ammo anymore! |
A: Unfortunately, no.
Q: Goddamn rich ____ ? OT: w00t w00t! You bring nothing to the table when it comes to actual discussions! |
What kind of question is that? Here is a question: You know how when you buy junk food like Fruit Roll-ups it says "Not for Individual Resale" on the wrapper, right? Well I was just wondering if someone was ever prosecuted for breaking a law by individually reselling them. What if they were sold in pairs, would that still be illegal?
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No, what it means is that they need to be sold fully sealed in their original quantity.
I'll answer your question, Snuzi: A: Goddamn rich arseholes. Q: When did Mr. Takinower die? |