Fix the link, please. I'm really curious.

http://www.uglyfootballers.com/conte...s/baldrick.jpg

The only thing more digusting than your shit.

Edit: Before any idiots point it out, I know it is not your crap.

http://pages.infinit.net/gat/images/papa-evil-eye.jpg
My evil eye beats your evil eye

http://intl-light.com/img/pin.jpg

Pin pokes out evil eye!

Waluigi's moustache is much, much sharper. It can poke eyes like nobody's business.

But Death/Hogfather has no eyes!
http://www.skyone.co.uk/hogfather/images/gal_01.jpg

Everybody has a weakness:
http://www.bon-a-petit.co.za/img/Lamb%20Curry.jpg


Strangely, the first googleimage link I clicked on showed me someone's bare arse rather than the curry I was expecting.

Muahaha! Now the curry cannot be eaten!

Wrench fixes broken image tag!

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9148/wrenchhl2.jpg

http://picnic.ciao.com/uk/2005691.jpg
The tools make the man!

But HCl breaks down the man.

http://files1.turbosquid.com/Preview...B.jpgLarge.jpg
Why do you always make it the most painful way to die?. Just throw
in a few sticks of classical death.

Aw, but painful deaths are more fun :(

http://www.cbmgallery.com/vision2003...oc-pissing.jpg
BAM! That dynamite aint gonna work too well when it's wet.

You know, I worry about the day someone here at work happens to click on my Firefox history and sees all the things I search for in googleimage.

EDIT: Damn you quick-fingered snuzi! I suppose that moisture lowers the body's resistance and increases the speed (thus reduces the painfulness) of the electrocution. That's what the book of The Green Mile taught me, at least.

No public urination!

OT: Haha, I like the quickly thought-out explaination :p

http://edp.org/Germany/Bruxelles/DogYellowS.jpg
Ah, beat that. I know from watching my own dog do that, they
could piss out their entire can-full like that.

Your ass is going to be fired. Erase parts of your history like
I do all the time to hide my tracks.

Seconded.
http://www.schoenwandt.net/fudc/mj.jpg
There something to keep you police busy while Nate pees.

It's all about the speed, guys. All about the speed.

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/12.../pillshelp.jpg
This can't be the aftermath when it comes to taking to many drugs. Somebody back it up with a few Motrin, Tylenol or Advil pills.

The first step is admitting the problem.

http://images.worldcupblog.org/www/_mouth%20tape.jpg

(I originally had a photo of someone who had stitched his own lips together but I thought that might be a bit too PG13+)

http://www.shenandoah.k12.va.us/pmms...with%20gun.jpg
If anyone's doing hostage work...at least this guy looks like he means business.

No hostage situation is too much for your friendly neighborhood S.W.A.T. team :)

http://www.artbyandy.com/pictures/2D...es/assasin.jpg
Assasin doesn't like Law & Order.

http://www.eurogamer.net/assets/arti..._screen001.jpg
Stranger hates assassins... oh, and guns, he hates guns too.

http://themes.myqth.com/Wallpaper/Kitty%20Wallpaper.jpg
Little kitty loves yarn

Here's a bigger cat:

http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjo...ng%20truck.jpg

Wow this is a fat cat, it's bigger than the man's head!