A: Because it was slain by the orange.
Q: If 2+2 does not equal 4, then what's the capital of Alabama? |
A: New York City.
Q: lol? |
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On Topic: A. Lick Orange Llama. Q. If Havoc was gay would he date Jesus? |
A: If he reads that, you know he'll kill you, right?
Q: Why didn't I answer? |
A. Oh, but you did.
Q. What do Amish people taste like? |
A: Amish flashing
Q: Is Spirrow an ephebophile? |
Um... sure... we'll say that.
Why am I attracted to the opposite sex? |
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On topic: A: You're turning het. Don't fear it. Q: Where will you retire? |
I shall return for my wallet.
Gloobe gleebe sneeble means what in which language? |
It means "You do the hokey pokey.... and you turn yourself around..."
Yeah. That's what its all about. And the language is "toomuchtimeonmyhands." If someone shot you in the heart, what would you do? |
A:Nothing, I'd be to busy bleeding
Q: Are you a fishmonger? |
I like neither fish nor mongers.
The music stopped. She died. What the hell happened? |
Lots of stuff that are too goody two shoe for this forum.
Kewl or cool? |
A: I always thought it was "kewools!"...
Q: What does your spew taste like? |
I also think that monkeys, like us, are related to the dandelion.
If a clown gets a pie in the face, what's 622 squared? |
A: Key lime squared.
Q: Most popular movie in Oddworld? |
Your law of fizziks proves that you was originally u.
Grumble or growl? |
A. A grumbly growl.
Q. Dude wheres my car? |
A:See that tree over there? Look up!
Q:How'd Moxco's car get up there? |
A: I'm not sure, but I heard rumors that some fuzzles were drinking last night...
Q: How do Fuzzles drive cars? |
A: They hire glukkons...oops!
Q:How could possibly glukkons drive cars??? |
A: With robotics arms.
Q: Did anyone else notice how shiny Cho Seung-Hui's head is? |
A: Shiny again...
Q: What's the point of this thread except of it being stupid? |
A: To waste time. And to amuse ourselves.
Q: Native or industrial? |
Butterflies do indeed have peach-shaped eyes.
lawl, LOL or lol? |
A: None. Hoo ho ho will suffice
Q: Who needs underwear? |
I accept your challenge to eat pie.
If [ ] is a broken square, then what is an apple to an apricot? |
A: A plum. The sort that Rayman rides on.
Q: Do you smell smoke? |
A: The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!
Q: Do you find Ted Bundy attractive? |
A: *sups his 25th glass of ale* Yessss.....oh, the countless nights of- *falls off his chair*
Q: Is their a quantum leap project accelerator in my basement? |
A: Ye-I mean no! No, of course not! Heh, pay no mind to me changing my answer! I swear Oddjob didn't threaten me if I ever told anyone about the quantum leap projectorator 4000XD transmogrifier thingamabob in his base-never mind. That was all an illusion. Really. It was.
Q: Do you believe me? |
A: No, but I pity you.
Q: Do you see dead people? |
A. Yes, you are dead
Q. Oddjob is going to respond to this. is it true? |
A: No. OddjobAbe is going to respond to this!
Q: Why do I bleed when my heart beats? |
A: Because your carotid artery is severed.
Q: Am I right? |
A: Everybody is right.
Q: Who exactly is 'everybody'? |
A. You, me, Snuzi and Bob.
Q. Am I wrong? |
A: I hope so...
Q: What am I; chopped liver? |
A:Judging by your avatar - a paramite pie!
Q:Am I a psychic? |
A: ... *puts tinfoil on head and scoots away*
Q: Name of a popular music band on Oddworld? |