What...because they try to take the piss and it backfires? Yeh, that's really gay. ¬_¬
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Jealousy? How'd you figure?
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I don't know, such a minor comment caused a little uproar, seems jealousy has kicked in. I am pretty awesome after all! Hurr hurr.
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As ever, people are confused by your motivations and the gap between your poorly-stated opinions and your actions. In this case, the reasoning why you would not actually like it when girls flirt with you.
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Not when they do it to take the piss. But after three bloody years, you could just let me rant in peace. Or at least ignore me.
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I admit it, I am jealous of STM.
Jealous of his enlightened and well thought philosophical and theological opinions, jealous of his long list of sexual conquests and jealous of his super debating skills. What a champ. |
I know right? There is a lot to be jealous for but if you keep working, one day you'll be almost as awesome as I. Chin up Wings old boy, chin up.
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Can be done?
I already don't read a majority of his posts. |
I have never blocked a member on the basis that my inability to read their posts would hinder my understanding of the thread they were in.
However, STM's post seem to have less and less coherent meaning. I might be able to get over it. |
There is a serious lack of sex in this sex thread. Don't make me post pictures again.
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Maybe if we all moan really loudly it'll make this thread sexier.
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Please don't... please...
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I would. If somebody did something to me to make me moan.
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I could beat you with a cement-filled pipe until you're in traction. You'll be moaning plenty.
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Me and girlfriend tried anal (hers) the other day.
Apparently there was much pain to be had, and not much else. Discuss. |
What pain? What kind of pain? Are you kidding?
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First time for me was probably one of the most painful things I've ever experienced in my life.
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I'd never do that. I have seen videos of it and just thought to myself "How the hell do they take that!?"
Definatly not something I would ever try, giving or recieving. |
If it hurts you're doing it wrong. Why do people always want to rush anal? Trying that is something you should take your time for. Have a nice relaxing bath together, do some foreplay, have plenty of lube handy and spend as long as you need to make it work without it hurting.
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It was done properly. Though I don't think there is anyway of avoiding pain the first time when your "opening up" if you know what I mean.
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There's a difference between real pain and a slightly uncomfortable feeling because it's your first time. The first should, IMO, not happen. It's perfectly possible to stretch up without it hurting, as long as you take your time to do it.
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Well I'd like to think we did it properly. Nothing bad happened anyway.
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(I was going to write 'poojabbing' in reference to Alcar's sig, but it just made me feel nauseous) The only thing I have to add is that it's a bad idea for your first attempt to be done with someone else. Leaving aside the fact that you're going to be tight, you'll probably be more nervous and that will make it difficult to relax. After all, it's a reflex for the sphincter muscle to clamp down and you need to train yourself to get past that. Best to try things out on your own first and get used to the feeling before inviting anyone else to have a go. |
after reading 23 pages of your dirt and tricks and tips, i feel compelled to tell you a story of mine.
its a sex injury: im missing my left ear. dont ask. Merged: o ya,i did break up with the girl afterwards, because this happened during foreplay and it interrupted it and i had to go to the hospital, so i was smart enough to break up with the girl before she handled my penis. |
oh okay.
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Buddy please don't double-post, It's against the rules..... And don't blame anyone if they don't believe you.
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