But seriously, when's the next chapterette coming out?

My friend's sister is an otaku. She translates for me. That's pretty much the extent of her usefulness.

Is she cute?

If she was a cartoon, she would be Audrey from Atlantis minus the accent. Any additional cuteness she may have to offer is offset by her garish Otaku-ness.

Hmm.

what series is she into.

Don't bother, she's not a lesbian.

No no, I can tell a lot about a person if you can tell me her animu and mangu preferences.

I call bullshit on that sorry, lots and lots of bullshit.

I really don't know. Sorry.

Just stick your head into her room and look at her bookshelf or DVDs? Be a man, Chris.

If I do this, you owe me.

Chris is a man's name, and you're a man!

Fujoshi's honour.

oh its all changed now.

OOH ARR

You guys are all a bunch of naughty ppls! No Christmas presents for you!

It awaits you.

Already replied. ;)

That's quality.

WoF, you're a worse braggart than I am.

Ban? Ban.

...
Nope. That's an amateurish effort if I've ever seen one. You're trying waaaay too hard.


And now, seeing as the Offtopic Fairy is on vacation, the OWF Fertility Idol declares that you must go back to talking about sex.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j9...c/peteusbw.jpg

I would like to hear the story behind the original non-photoshopped statue, actually.

I mean, I could google "big dick holding up plate of balls statue" but I don't think I'd get what I'm looking for.

GEET OFF MOI LAND

Yeah well, being able to edit your post after someone has replied is fucking stupid.

No, it's a godsend.

If you're not inclined to think before you post.

So anyway, dick statue?

http://www.spirithalloween.com/image...5.detail.a.jpg
I'M A DICK!


Why do all these things happen when i'm not here?

If a noobie happens to enjoy taking advantage of little girls, I think it's okay to do whatever we want to him.

No extra context would make your post anything but a proto-trollish attempt at nastiness. Face it, you just don't have it in you.


Strike Witch: Sadly, I made that picture years ago and don't remember where the source image came from. I suggest you Google Image Search for 'fertility idol' or 'statue with penis'. It's quite an education, and hilarious to boot. :D

Speaking of sex, how do DI's yum yums taste? Are they delicious? Hmmmm?

Yeah, there are little idols with grotesquely large penii in souvenir stores here.

Alot like April's.

Meh.